The first 200 lines.
This is not RuPaul's Best Friend Race.
I feel very attacked!
You're perfect, you're beautiful.
I do not want to go home.
You just want someone to fight with.
I've had it, officially.
This is Untucked, backstage at the competition
to become America's next drag superstar.
Girl, if you're not watching Untucked,
you're only getting half the story.
Break on the mainstage.
All cameras, reload.
Ariel Versace...
Yvie Oddly...
Ra'Jah O'Hara...
Silky Nutmeg Ganache...
Shuga Cain...
Scarlet Envy...
Honey Davenport...
you are all safe.
You may leave the stage.
I'm pretty excited to still be here,
because I feel like I can breathe a little bit easier.
'Cause I've made it past this first week.
I can't even believe
this is happening still.
I'm still trying to get used to even being here
and I'm just very excited to go have a cocktail, honestly.
Ooh, bitch.
A bitch going home today, and guess what? It ain't me.
-We good? -We're set.
All right, Untucked is ready.
-Three, two, one. -Stand by.
Standing, standing.
-Oh, Lord. -Yes!
-Yes! -This looks yummy.
Let's "cheers" to how hard our hearts are pounding.
-Ready? Cheers. -Yes!
Cheers, congratulations.
Season 11, we are here for another week, darling.
I have never been so terrified in my life.
Girl, when I stood up, I was like, ooh, Lord Jesus,
please don't let Soju come in this line.
That is the one bitch I know is lip syncing, bitch.
Miss Soju, I don't think she's done drag for a very long time.
And it shows.
All right, now that she's being a shady bitch,
who do you guys realistically think is bottom two
out of all those girls?
Well, obviously Soju.
Soju should be doing something
altogether different.
Like altogether different because, like,
the oversized, is that not the same thing that happened
to Vanjie last season?
They did tell her, Vanjie said, "Girl, change this around,
it looks like what I wore last year."
But I told her, I said, even an empire has a waistline, girl.
For me, I think there's three big bottoms today.
-Okay. -Three big bottoms.
And unfortunately, my plus dick sister
which I hate to say, Nina.
-Soju and Nina? -And Kalani.
Kalani.
Kahanna.
-Kahanna? -Did she say Kalani?
-Colonic. -Kalani!
-Kahanna! -Kahanna.
Kahanna's super sweet, but listen, she didn't listen
to the challenge, because she was wearing her own bra.
She had on her stone tights.
Also, her stones didn't go all the way up.
And she basically pieced together shit she already had
and then threw a belt on top of it over her shoulder.
Ooh!
This is where all the shade goes down.
Girls get loose with their tongue in Untucked.
I ain't loose with my tongue.
I know how to control my tongue.
It's my look that I can't control.
Soju, I was like... mmm...
I feel bad for a sister but she got to go.
Where's the shade button?
We need a shade button right here.
My only thing is, between those two
Soju actually did the challenge.
-True. -Yeah.
I think Kalani's gonna save Soju.
Who is Kalani?
Stop calling this bitch colonic.
Bitch, fuck it, I'm gonna start calling her Kahlua, honey.
Kahlua!
Okay, we've already talked about the bottom, right?
Extensively.
Now, let's talk about the top.
I really think it's either Plastique or, um...
-A'keria. -A'keria.
I think it's A'keria,
I'm gonna put my money on A'keria.
But let's not forget Brooke Lynn
because Brooke Lynn slayed the challenge.
-Oh, yes, she did. -Clean as shit.
Vanjie's gonna be on the top.
Nobody got to see what she had on Drag Race.
Yeah, but here's the thing... to be honest.
No knock against her, we don't know what the hell she brings.
Right.
I feel like last year was her opportunity to win this prize.
-Yeah. -Personally.
Same, same.
She's gotten now two opportunities
and most people get none.
True.
I think Miss Vanjie proved to America
in the fact that she could capture them
with just literally a goodbye--
But could she not have done that on All Stars?
But that's the thing is she milked this potential.
She's already been showing us,
like, she came back and she made smarter choices this time.
We'll see.
I mean, of course we would love the opportunity to come back.
But the chances of us coming back as an All Star,
it's not next season, first episode.
Let's come back.
I see Vanjie in myself.
Had I gone home today, I would probably be on Season 12.
Because of my personality.
Now you're just making shit up.
-Okay. -I'm a big bitch.
I was just like, fuck it. If I get sent home first,
I'm gonna get me a spin-off show.
She just loves herself.
She thinks she's everything.
Fuck this shit, honey.
That bitch is always on. She's always on, honey.
Silky just tries to take over the room and get her shine
anyway it comes, by any means necessary.
If she got to do a flip into the room,
she just gonna do that just for the reaction.
My name's Jabbermouth and I got something to say. Okay?
From the moment that Silky
walked in the door,
she was the captain of Team Too Much.
Like, just way too much.
I was like, I'm-a come in here and turn them horny.
This is pussy, honey.
Girl, I'm tired of talking about this.
Can we talk about something else, girl?
-I'm done, I'm done. -You're finally fucking done?
It's about goddamn time, girl.
All right, did you guys have, like, any expectations
of me personally, just because a lot of people think
I'm just, like, a look queen from like Instagram?
Yeah, I didn't think you were gonna be as nice as you are.
I was super surprised, I was like,
"Oh my God, she has a soul?"
She has a soul behind those filters?
I'm so tired of people just being like,
"Oh, you just take pictures."
No, I'm a fucking fierce entertainer.
I'm gonna show you why I'm here.
I'm curious to know what people
thought about me because
the designer that designed that look
was just like "Are you sure you wanna wear that?"
So what did y'all think about me when I walked in?
What did y'all think about me when I walked in?
I mean, I didn't judge you at all off your look.
I mean, yes, I thought you were being loud as fuck
and I was getting a little annoyed.
Well...
-Miley! -Oh, my God!
Boom through you ho's like a wrecking ball!
I'm about to boom through you like a wrecking ball!
These bitches don't know me.
I'm being me unapologetically.
And I am a threat, bitch.
Who's single and looking for a man? Who's single?
I am so single.
Scarlet, what kinda mans do you like?
I mean, I've had relations with every kind of person.
Tell you what you need to get that's gonna turn you out.
What? Tell me something.
Bitch, get you a white thug.
-A white what? -Thug.
No, you can't have white privilege and be a thug.
I ain't here for it, no.
It's legit the truth, though.
A part of being black is not just like your actual skin tone,
but it's the social context that comes with being black.
It's how people see you and it's how they judge you beforehand.
It's how if I didn't read as gay before I read as black,
people would be like, "Oh, my God.
Let's cross the street. Let's lock the door."
And I made the visual choice to be like, "I'm a homosexual."
Very true.
I'd rather be flamboyant than a skin color, girl.
I hate when people try to equate being gay with being black.
-Right. -It's not the same.
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