The Kardashians

Previously on The Kardashians.

So, my intentions for the year, can I tell you what they are?

Please. My goal is to just

slow down, work-wise a little bit.

- I'm gonna take Saint on a soccer tour. - Fun.

Soccer moms unite! One, two, three, woo!

We're going back to Milan, and Milan is our thing!

I think my one thing that I really wish for Khloé

is that she would experience life outside of Calabasas.

You and Tristan do spend a lot of time together.

Big guy's sleepin'.

What happens if he moves on?

One of my frustrations with you is there's not a lot of follow-through,

and this is me talking to you as my manager.

- I don't wanna put salt on a wound. - Right, but who cares about

- my wounds? - I want your wounds to be taken care of.

- But how are you doing so? - But right now, let's just...

You're just somewhere else. You're spiraling.

- Welcome in. Just head over to the left. Thank you.

Hi, guys. Welcome.

- Hello. - Thank you.

- Hi, ladies. Thank you for coming. - (GUESTS GREETING KRIS)

Thank you for having us.

Tonight's the big Safely dinner

over at Emma Grede's house.

We've invited some of our friends to help celebrate

and I'm just really proud of what we've created.

To have the success that we're experiencing is so amazing.

How's the baby?

Getting so big, so tall. Long legs.

Tall? - Mm-hm.

Okay, so wait, how old is he now?

Almost four months.

But he's so cute.

This is gorgeous. Look at that.

Thank you.

I'm waiting for Khloé

and then I think we can sit down.

Perfect. - Slay.

- Khloé's mad at me because... - Why?

...I haven't been paying enough attention to her,

so I'm gonna pay attention to her tonight.

- Extra special. - Yeah.

She thinks I can be in

four places at the same time.

I've invited Khloé to come,

but I'm not so sure she's gonna show up

after how our last conversation went.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN: When you wanna take on multiple clients,

you have to fulfill their multiple and different needs.

You don't give enough to each one

'cause you physically can't.

It's very difficult for me to be in two places at the same time.

We put a Band-Aid over a bullet hole.

- No, you misunderstood. - I'm not doing it.

I wish there were five of me,

- so I could be at everything. Right? Yes.

- Clones. - And I said that...

- I bet you feel that way. - Do you feel that way?

- You feel that way. - Yes. That's why I'm extending

my likeness into the metaverse, and building avatars and holograms...

- Holograms. Yes.

You know, everyone expects more hours out of me

and I just don't have it in me.

But I like making myself into an avatar or a hologram.

Or... Very smart, Paris.

Genius. Like, hello?!

Of course, the world needs more Kris Jenners.

Why didn't I think of this?

Oh, hello! - Is that Koko?

It was so much fun. - Aw. Is she here?

You look beautiful. Are you good? - KHLOÉ: You look beautiful. Yes.

So, so good. I'm so happy that you're here.

Koko!

Khloé!

- Hi! Hi, gorgeous girl.

Yay! Oh, my God. She showed up.

She misses you. - Hi. Mwah!

Yeah, why not?

Things haven't been resolved with me and my mom,

but I'm here to support her.

I mean, we're in a short-term fight,

but she's forever my mom

and I'm forever gonna support her,

so I can put our differences aside to be here today

for something positive and amazing that she has going on in her life.

I mean, we're gonna resolve our fight. It's just a matter of time. (LAUGHS)

You look so pretty.

- We were waiting for you to get here. - (CROSSTALK)

I'm so happy that...

Yeah, happy.

Very, very happy. She made her mom very happy.

Thank you, Khloé.

- How've you been? Babies? - I'm good. Oh, my gosh.

I'm good. Two is wild.

Why didn't you tell any of us? (CHUCKLES)

Hey, tryin' to get two into a taxi in New York.

- No. No. - By yourself.

- I would've left them... - That's what I used to do.

...on the side of the road.

We used to have the checker cabs.

I remember. I mean,

I was with you guys a little bit at the Waldorf

- when we were, like, 12 and 13... - Right.

- ...and, and being very naughty. - It was fun, wasn't it?

I don't think you'd wanna know

exactly what we were doing half the time.

- Exactly, exactly. - (LAUGHTER)

Will somebody please tell Khloé it's time to sit down?

Khloé, come sit here, honey. We're trying to start.

Oh, God, why? She's announcing it?

Hi, everyone.

- Where am I sitting? Oh, my gosh. - You're right there.

I just... I'm getting yelled at.

We're gonna keep this very short and sweet.

Each and every one of you has supported something that we've done.

I hope we can always return the favor,

but there's nothing better than getting together

with these like-minded women

who have all built your own brands.

I'm so proud to call you my family and my friends

and get emotional, but anyway,

I'm happy to be here.

- I'm happy that you're here. Thank you. - KHLOÉ: Thank you.

- Aw. Thank you everyone for coming. - I love you. And Cici.

Thank you. We're gonna eat and drink.

Well, I hate when you're cranky with me because I can't sleep at night.

- I literally get really upset. - I'm sure you slept perfectly.

No, I don't.

But I am glad that you came today

'cause I didn't know if you were gonna show up or not.

Mom, of course. I don't care what we're going through.

- I'm still gonna do what's morally right. - I know.

Well, it's not even that it's morally right.

- It's just you're supporting me. - I just want you to remember... Yeah.

I want you to look around and see that not

any of your other kids are here, but I am.

And the one that you mistreat the most.

Mistreat? Oh, we're not starting that again.

KHLOÉ: Obviously, this dinner does not

fix what me and my mom are going through

and we definitely need to talk things out

because I don't wanna have this animosity towards her

and I don't want us to be at this place with one another.

I just wanted to tell you I noticed, I'm grateful,

I appreciate you, and I love you very much.

Well, thank you. I love you, too.

What? Where you going?

- Oh, did you just step out of the '90s? - You look cute.

- Oh, my God, how old are you? Wow.

- You look like a teenager. Okay, bye.

- Wait, wait, wait. Come here. - Wow.

- Girl. - Bye-bye.

I love you.

Mm.

Pimple patch?

Oh, I need a pimple patch. Uh... rude.

You know, I've been used to this kind of honesty my whole life.

Sometimes I just want people to lie to me and just be nice.

(GIGGLES) Bye.

Bye. - Bye, I love you.

So, tell me about... You went skiing,

you've been all over the place.

- Does he ski? - He's a snowboarder.

- (GASPS) Ugh, he just lost a few points. - But he can ski as well.

Chris Appleton has been doing my hair for a really long time.

He's like my hair husband,

and he just got engaged to Lukas, his boyfriend.

I have never really seen Chris this smitten and happy.

It's just, like, a whole different situation for him.

- Really? I feel like he's the cool kid. - I like old-school

- graceful skiers. Just seems so, like... - Kim... we're old, babe.

- (LAUGHTER) - We're old. I think it's all about

the snowboarding these days.

What? Do you know?

Yeah, I remember the exact moment I met you.

It was, it was maybe six years ago

that you were in Bel Air, and I remember you walked in...

- Oh, 'cause... - ...and you were like, "Hi,"

in that, like, nice voice you have.

- You don't talk to me like that anymore. - (KIM LAUGHS)

She doesn't give me the nice voice anymore.

- Now, it's like... Yeah. - "Hey, what's up?"

- She's like, "What's up?" - (DEEPER VOICE) "Hey, what's up?"

No, it was like slightly higher pitched,

just very friendly.

- (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Hi! - Uh... Yeah, it was the ol...

Yeah, it was the OG Kim.

- Hi! - Yeah, you can still do it.

- Yeah. (LAUGHS) - I'm Kim!

Do you not remember meetin' me?

Babe, you have to.

- (NORMAL) I don't remember, like, the... - How could you forget the 6'4",

- like, handsome British man in your house? - Th-The amount of people

- that would write me at the beginning... - Really?

...being like, "Who is him?" "Set me up," da, da, da.

- Really? - I'd be like, "I don't know

- if he's into girls, guys." - (LAUGHING)

Like, "I don't know."

Oh, my God. Wait, where's the ring from?