The One for Sarah

Right, this is fine. Thank you.

Oh, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, lady.

Did you just call me lady?

Oh, what's the name? Oh, Sarah.

Come on, let me drop you at the gate.

You can't even remember my name.

In fact.

Babe, it was awful.

The guy couldn't even remember my name.

Do not make me do this again.

My name is Sarah. How hard could that be?

Babe, don't laugh. It's not funny.

I'm not laughing at you.

I'm laughing at how upset you sound.

Like you are hurt by the situation.

On a more serious note, babe.

You know, bros was probably just looking for some sweet, sweet loving.

I know exactly what he was hoping for?

I mean, he's not even my type.

Absolutely not interested.

Well, it has been a while since you had some sweet loving.

And I know because you told me.

Why do I tell you these things again?

Because you love me for starters.

Anyway, you know what you need to do.

Yeah, yeah. Loosen up.

You tell me this all the time, but I just want to meet a decent guy.

Why is it so hard?

All the guys I meet are just pigs.

Well, my darling, all men are animals.

I mean, the wilder the better.

Is that all you ever think about?

What else is there to think about?

Where are you? You sound like you're outside.

Yeah, I'm still outside. But um yeah, almost at the gate.

- The back gate. - Sarah, back gate? What time is it?

Oh shit, he's about to close the gate.

Hurry. Run, run, run! I told you. Hurry up!

Kabiru! Please, please. Kabiru!

Kabiru, open this gate. Why do you always do this thing?

Did you encharm your mouth? I should open the gate?

Check your time!

- It is 10:02 pm. - Oh, very good.

So you want me to walk all the way

‪-to the first gate? ‪-That's what you will do.

- You have to walk to the first gate. - Why are you doing this?

What should I do? Do you want me to lose my job?

‪Should I lose my job?

Should I lose my job?

Look let me tell you, even on judgement day, if Angel Gabriel locks the gate

and his nephew comes late, he cannot open the gate.

Please Kabiru, open the gate!

‪All you are saying is just English. ‪Just open the gate.

Oh, it's English. Okay, you know what? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. My bad. I take full responsibility.

Hello, I'm speaking Yoruba right now.

I cannot open the gate. Go through the front gate.

Kabiru! Kabiru!

- I'm sorry. - Kabiru, open the gate.

My bad.

Should I scream thief?

No, no, no. I'm not a thief.

- I'm just... - So what were you thinking? What's this?

No, no, I... erm...

No, I was trying to... Look, please I really need your help.

What're you doing? Stop. Can you stop taking pictures of me please?

What're you doing? Stop!

Look, can you just stop please? Can you just help me?

Well, this is just a reminder that it actually happened.

Delete it.

- Delete it! - Aaah delete it.

Do you want to come down?

Can you just help me, please?

Good.

How did you?

Alright. Come here.

Oh my God, you are so... What the...

Do you mind?

Oh, my goodness.

Can you just delete that picture please?

- Delete it, or I will... - Or you will what?

Just delete it, please.

- My life depends on it. - Because of a picture?

Delete it!

Okay, fine. I'll do anything.

I'm not going to sleep with you.

Okay.

Here you go.

Happy?

Eww! Take your phone.

Hey, have you done some modeling before? You should consider it. You have...

No, and I'm never going to model. Good night.

Where's my 'Thank You'?

Babe, This guy was definitely a perv,

and he had so many pictures of half naked women on his phone.

I'm sure he just goes around taking pictures of people.

You didn't delete the picture?

Of course, I deleted my pictures.

But this guy literally saw me hanging from a fence

and was still taking pictures of me.

Who does that?

This Kabiru!!

I'm amazed at your security guard?

Gateman oh! Gateman!

But he has a uniform.

Whatever.

Anyways, side gist.

So, how hot is this our pervert,

on a scale of one to...

Jason Momoa?

Don't roll your eyes at me you know I can't see you right?

- I'm not rolling my eyes. - You just did again.

I can feel it in your voice.

So let me guess, we're avoiding this one too, right?

Definitely avoiding him.

I can already tell he has a lot of drama.

Sarah, you know I love you to death, right?

Aha! She loves me.

Whenever you say you love me means you're about to enter my matter.

Okay I'm listening. What's the problem?

I just feel like we should lower our guards a little.

I mean, how do we find the one when everyone is a pervert to us?

This guy was a perv now.

I'm not saying he wasn't. Okay, bad example but still!

Babe, I know where you're going with this. But no,

I'm not going to deal with anyone's drama.

You, of all people, know how much I've gone through

to get to the person I am today.

You know not everyone is like that bastard, right?

Please, I don't want to hear his name. Don't say it.

I didn't even say his name.

I don't want to hear it, babe. Why are you doing this?

Alright.

Listen. I just don't want you to end up being lonely, okay?

And if you continue to persist, lonely you shall be.

And what about you? Hmm.

What about you?

You haven't talked to anyone new in a while.

That's because I don't want anything serious.

So you're not lonely?

Well, I have you.

- Listen, I have to go, okay. - Goodnight.

Goodnight, darling.

I am beautiful.

I am strong.

I am successful.

I am a phenomenal woman,

and I am great.

Let's go.

I am beautiful.

I am strong.

I am successful.

I am a phenomenal woman

and I am great.

I'm great.

Thank you so, so much for coming.

- Please have a nice evening. - You too.

Take care.

Hi.

- Hi. Good evening ma. - How are you?

- I'm good, how are you? - Very well. Thank you.

I thought you'd be closed before I got here.

Well, about to close but I can't say no to you.

Good.

What are you getting this evening?

- I'll get this. - Okay.

Let's see.

Let me get this.

Okay. Good choice.

- And this. - Okay.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, I've just had a really long day.

Anyway, what's the occasion?

I have a hot, sexy date with my husband tonight.

You look absolutely amazing right now.

I know, but I wore this last week.

- You know, I have to keep Andy guessing. - Okay.

- Let me get this. - Here you go.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

So you've been married, what, 14 years?

15 years, darling.

15 years!

And you still gush over your husband and even go on date nights?

Why not? Marry a man that loves you

and can provide for you and the world is right as rain?

Definitely.

Oh, wow...

You look absolutely beautiful.

Thank you.

I'm jealous. I could never pull that off.

Of course you can. You're just not extra like me.

Here.

Thank you.

Are you sure you're okay?

Yeah, I'll be fine.

Very well.

Just a second.

Here you go.

- Thank you. And you have a good evening. - You too.