No Tail to Tell (오늘부터 인간입니다만)

NO TAIL TO TELL

Get off me.

Sorry.

Are you…

Okay?

Do I look okay to you right now?

- Of course I'm not okay. - I see.

By the way…

You just saw that strange thing too, right?

It's not strange. It's mystical.

Anyway, it looks like I have more urgent matters to attend to.

What?

I'll deal with you later.

What are you doing?

Damn it.

Just how much spiritual power did I lose?

I can't even do this all of a sudden?

Darn it.

What's with her? Is she an actual lunatic?

But why did you come to see me…

WARD 22 NURSING STATION

Where did she go?

STORAGE ROOM

Are you kidding me?

We need to talk.

I said, we need to talk.

I told you.

I'm not that naive fox I used to be.

All this wood will burn nicely.

You're still wicked and irreverent.

What do you think you're doing?

I don't expect you to honor the deities,

but you should at least be reasonable.

I just lost a huge chunk of my spiritual power.

Out of the blue.

But no matter how much I think about it, I just don't get it.

You've made quite a mess.

Was it this iron rod that smashed the statues,

or was it you?

What are you talking about?

I didn't come all this way to listen to your cryptic nonsense.

Just tell me why!

I've already given you the answer.

You're just being stubborn instead of seeking the truth yourself.

I'm done cultivating myself, so go ahead and do it as much as you want.

- Tell me why! - You've sinned,

so you've paid the price.

Don't be ridiculous.

How is this an appropriate price?

I said I lost a huge chunk of my spiritual power.

What did I do that was so wrong?

A human has died.

Because of you.

What?

What are you talking about?

Because you twisted human fate recklessly,

someone who wasn't supposed to die has died.

EPISODE 2 THE HOUR OF TRANSFER

TRANSFER

1. A BIZARRE EVENT THAT DEFIES REASON

2. AN ATHLETE MOVING FROM ONE TEAM TO ANOTHER

URI GARAM HOSPITAL

The next bus to arrive is number 360.

Hi.

You…

You know, I think you'll need to make a wish.

What?

Hey, wait. Please stop!

Oh no! That was the last bus.

- Did you even hear what I said? - Just a second.

Man, that really was the last bus. I don't even have money for a cab.

- Hey. - Seriously, hold on a second.

HOME 4H 24M

It takes over four hours to walk home, jeez.

Hey.

Where do you live?

If I take you home, will you actually listen to me?

What?

Have you heard of earth-folding? It's similar to teleporting.

Like in martial arts novels?

Yeah, that.

I'm telling you now so you don't freak out.

Let's go.

What the heck was that?

We're in front of my house.

I told you it was earth-folding.

I used sorcery to fold the earth.

Fold… the earth?

Wait, could you even travel to Europe like this?

Like to Germany and Spain?

I guess not, since they're across the ocean.

Of course I can!

That's not even an issue.

Back in the day, I'd wake up and go to New York for bagels,

then go to France for lunch.

I was a regular at a restaurant over there.

And after that, I'd have my coffee in Italy.

But after a year or two, you get sick of it.

That's insane.

You know…

That thing you just did.

Could you do it one more time?

Do I just need to hold your hand like this?

What… are you doing?

Oh, I…

I'm sorry, I just found it fascinating.

Well…

I only showed you this

to make up for embarrassing myself earlier.

Okay.

Anyway, that's not the point.

You're going to help me.

It's nothing big. Just make a simple wish.

A wish?

Yeah. I can't just interfere in human affairs without a human's wish.

So you have to make a wish for me.

You want to catch that hit-and-run driver and make him pay, right?

Hey!

Stop!

I said stop!

Wish for it.

I'll grant it for you.

No smoking in here.

We could've done this witness interview over the phone.

Why drag someone so busy all the way here?

Oh, this isn't a witness interview.

Mr. Lee has just been named a suspect.

Wait,

the real culprit for that hit-and-run has already turned himself in...

Well, the security footage…

Suddenly got restored last night.

Strangely, all the cameras in that area malfunctioned,

so we hadn't been able to confirm anything.

Isn't that fortunate?

Damn.

Damn it.

Okay.

What the…

Why aren't you showing up? Are you hiding?

Damn it.

What's she doing?

After messing up a job like this,

why aren't you showing up?

Why?

Disgusting. Shit.

…SERVING THE PEOPLE, GOWON POLICE

He's here! He's out!

Is it true that you caused a hit-and-run and had someone else take the fall?

Any thoughts on the added DUI allegations?

Do you think this will affect your inheritance of the Geumsu Group?

Just a word, please!

Just a quick word on how you're feeling?

- Please give us a statement! - Just one statement!

It's really nothing, Father.

I'm telling you, I can handle this.

Father… Father!

Damn it, that senile old geezer.

Shit.

Did you take care of things last night?

I took care of it so it wouldn't cause any issues.

There's no way

- that they'll suddenly find Bong-Chang. - Good.

If that blows up too, I won't be able to handle it.

Yes, sir.

Of all the damn luck…

What's happening?

What's… wrong with this thing?

In other news,

a body was found earlier today in the mountains near Gyeonggi Province.

The victim has been identified as Mr. Ko,

- a chauffeur for a construction company. - Hey!

- Police are investigating… - Is that

- treating it as a homicide. - That's impossible.

Hey! What are you doing?

- I didn't do this. I swear! - What the hell are you saying?

It was me.

You.

You kept summoning me earlier.

Too bad for you.

You can't be my client anymore.

Don't tell me you did all this?

Hey…

Pull over, you bastard.

I told you I'd pay you.

- So why are you doing this to me? - I don't want to be doing this either.

But…

Have you ever heard of the butterfly effect?

Everyone on the left side…

I helped you.

And that night, you got carried away and drove home completely wasted.

Then you caused an accident.

And while trying to cover it up…

- How dare you… - …You ended up killing someone.

I don't really get it either,

but this is what the ones above are saying.

I helped you.

And because of that, someone who wasn't supposed to die is dead.

What?

Don't bother trying to understand. I don't get it either.

Anyway, one has to clean up their own messes, right?