Entourage

WHAT ABOUT BOB?

What do you think... Five-button Dolce too edgy

or just right?

It depends. You shooting the pilot or serving finger food?

Don't give me a hard time today, Turtle, please!

So big day all around. Everyone excited?

- What are you doing, Vince? - Can't you tell? Look.

- I'm channeling Joey Ramone. - Joey didn't play guitar, Vince.

No, that's Johnny, who I'd be perfect for by the way, Vince.

You know, maybe do a little brother-brother piece.

They weren't really related, Drama.

- Like anyone believes these two are. - What the fuck, Turtle?

I told you I got a big day today. I don't need this shit!

Easy, Drama, I'm just playing!

Yo, play with someone who doesn't have a two-page monologue.

What's the matter, Johnny? You nervous?

I haven't had a real part in a long time,

and, uh, I got this big monologue to do.

Maybe you should take a Xanax.

No, no Xanax. You can't act on Xanax.

You can't act when you're having a panic attack either.

Why would you say "panic attack"?

I haven't had a panic attack since '95.

I don't need you to go putting that shit in my head!

Relax, Drama. You're going to kill it.

You know what I do when I'm anxious, right?

- No, what? - I whack off.

Yeah, that's great, Turtle. I'm gonna whack off.

I'm serious. Will you trust me on this?

A good tug takes away all your anxiety.

Yeah, so does a good laugh. Thanks, man. I'm outta here.

- Knock 'em dead, Drama. - Good luck.

- Thanks, guys. - I'm gonna roll too.

Heading over to Paramount with Bob and Ari.

First meeting. Sure you shouldn't be there?

No, Ari says it's more mysterious if I don't show.

Besides, I promised Turtle I'd take him shopping.

For what?

New limited kicks they're dropping over at Undefeated.

With my Saigon money burning a hole in my pocket,

I may just have to buy them all.

Good investment strategy, Turtle.

- I'll see you guys. - Go get 'em, E.

This could be a big one.

Ah, the boy wonder.

- Can you smell it? - Smell what?

Napalm.

"Love the smell of napalm in the morning.

"It smells like victory."

Glad you sound confident, Ari. Where's Bob?

I thought you were gonna call him.

You said you were gonna call him.

- I did? - Yeah, you did.

But you didn't, which is why I did.

Eric, you did not. Tell me you did not call Bob.

We have enough problems with the studio as it is, all right?

I don't need this old fuck keeling over right in the middle of my flow.

It's his project, Ari.

That's exactly why he doesn't need to be here!

- What? - He's protected.

We get him wet with Vince first, I guarantee you they will fuck us.

We blow our load with Bob, and we might not even get our balls tickled.

Ari, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about,

but you're making me uncomfortable.

What, did he mug Liberace on the way over here?

Be nice.

- Hey, Bob. - Hey, Bob.

Did you try to screw me out of this meeting, Ari?

Are you kidding me? Simple case of miscommunication.

- Let's not have another one. - We won't, Bob. I promise.

- Remember who found this project. - Remember where you found it...

Underneath your pillow. If it wasn't for me

they wouldn't have uncovered it until your estate sale.

This thing is hot, Eric. I can feel it.

I'm looking forward to this meeting.

Me too, Bob.

You think Dawnie will be there?

Dawnie who?

Dawn Steele, the head of the studio.

Bob, Dawn Steele died nine years ago.

Oh my God, you're right.

I went to her funeral.

Jeez!

I don't get it. All these people are on line for sneakers?

Oh yeah. Some of them probably even camped out all night.

- For sneakers? - Vince, these ain't just eakers.

- These are limited edition Fukijamas. - Fuki-what-as?

Oh, Vince. You know sometimes you're so cultureless.

Fukijama is one of the most famous graffiti artists in the world.

Every year Nike commissions him to do a limited drop.

200 pairs this year.

After that he destroys the pattern and they're never to be made again.

So they're holding a pair for you?

Nah, they refused to do so.

But it's an unwritten law in America:

bring a movie star, go right to the front of the line.

Turtle, are you nuts? These people will kill us if we cut.

Nah, they'll be thrilled just to get a glimpse of you.

I'm not cutting, Turtle.

Way to be a man of the people, Aquaman.

- Vince, these are limited... - Back of the line, Turtle.

You're lucky I'm even willing to wait.

Hi, I'm Johnny Chase. I was just wondering, where do I check in?

Uh, let me see. We got you...

- Drama! - Oh, Jesus, Ed!

You okay?

Yeah, you just startled me a bit.

Cool, cool. Good to see you.

Jesus, man, your hands feel like you just got out of the lap pool.

A little nervous?

Nervous? Me? No, no, I'm not nervous. I feel great.

Good, well, you're gonna feel even greater in a second

because I just beefed up your monologue.

You added to my monologue?

Yeah, yeah, just a couple of paragraphs.

Just think: three minutes, your face, and a lens.

Every actor's fantasy, right?

Great, great.

I'm a little nervous.

It's all good, Bob. Just relax.

It's been a long time since I had a meeting with so much on the line.

So, what are you thinking for strategy, Ari?

I'm thinking that I talk and you guys listen.

Well, I'm a little more personable than you are.

At if I lead things off with a joke

or a trick? I brought a...

a deck of cards.

You brought cards. He brought cards.

- I don't think we need cards, Bob. - Nah.

I'm not comfortable just not talking, so what then?

Why don't you play solitaire?

You know what? I don't like your attitude.

- Gentlemen. - There he is.

How are you, Brad?

Bradley! Bob Ryan nice to meet you.

I'm the producer, in case you had to guess.

Of course, yeah. It's a pleasure. Come on in, guys.

You need anything to drink... Anything?

I'd love a cup of Sanka.

Sanka, get... Get him a Sanka.

I hope you brought your checkbook,

'cause you're gonna want to buy this one in the room.

Great, tell me about it.

- How do I get there? - Where do you want to get?

- I want to get there. - Have a seat.

- But... - Let him through, Ari, Jesus!

Okay, fellas, let's get going here.

- We're excited about this one... - Bradley, what if I was to tell you

that you could make this picture for nothing,

win an Oscar, and gross $100 million?

Is that something you might be interested in?

I think I would, Bob.

- Thanks, Vince. - Hey, thanks, homes.

- No problem, man. - Vince Chase, over here!

Come on, guys, I think you got enough.

- Just a couple more, Vince. - Hey guys, thanks.

Thanks for your patience.

We got no shot here, Vin, no shot.

Don't worry. I'm feeling good about this.

Yo, Turtle, check it out, man. Last set of 9s.

I'm a 10, dickhead.

Little-ass feet.

Still feeling good?

Yeah, I am. But I don't get it.

If this was so important, why didn't you get up

and stand on line like the rest of these guys?

'Cause I had you, which is like having

a roll-out-of-bed-late-and- still-get-the-kicks card.

If you stop with the negativity, I will get you these sneakers.

- How? - Will you stop with the negativity?

- Yes. - Then I will get you the sneakers.

Yo, listen up! The Fuks are done. We're sold out.

How, Vince, how?

- I'm calling Tracy at Nike. - Don't think I called her yesterday?

She's got nothing to do with this. These are limited.

The only way we could have got them was

- if we cut the fucking line! - All right, I get it.

Yo, Santa Monica has a few pairs left. You'd better hurry.

Come on, Turtle, let's hit it.

You want to race all these people to Santa Monica?

If we have to, because we are getting you those sneakers.

I love the positivity, Vin, but it ain't gonna happen.

All right. You know what? Let's not even try.

Aw, fuck that. We're definitely trying.

You are not a pussy. You are not a pussy.

You are not a pussy.

We're ready for you, Johnny.

And I'm ready for you, baby.

Yeah! Yeah!

There he is! What do you say, Johnny?

Hey, hey, hey! I'm gonna kill this, man. I'm gonna kill it.

I like the confidence. I want to talk to you about the blocking, though.

The blocking? What blocking?

The script says I'm sitting at a table.

I know, but I came up with a great shot.

We're gonna do the whole thing on the move.

On the move? I'm doing my monologue on the move?

Yeah, yeah, just like this. Just like life, walking and talking.

It's gonna be beautiful.

I don't know, Eddie. It's a long speech.