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Okay.

Interesting.

So you guys see this too, right?

There's a table.

I see the table.

I'm gonna find out what's going on.

Mister President..

Miss.

- Argh.. - Aye!

Hey T-Bo.

Oh hey, Carly.

You are Carly, aren't ya?

You better not be some girl in a Carly costume.

Nah, it's me.

Who are all these people?

They're having the international costume convention at the hotel down the street.

So for the past two days..

This place has been infested with costumed freaks.

Uh, can I get a Blueberry Blitz?

No! Aliens creep me out! Get outta my face!

- Have fun. - Yeah, I won't.

So what's up?

There's a costume convention up the street.

Ah.

Hm.

You know, some of these weirdos look pretty cool.

Yeah, I know.

I wanna wear a costume.

Too bad Halloween only comes once a year.

Yeah.

Ya know, who says Halloween can only come once a year?

The Lords of Holidays?

How long 'til October thirty-first?

Uh.. 'Bout six months.

Perfect. We're right at the half-way point.

Uh, what are ya thinking here?

That we have our own "in between Halloween" party.

Next Saturday.

Oh.. Oh, we can call it Halfoween.

- Yes. - Mm.

Wait, wait, wait..

Can't we get in trouble for this?

For what?

Making up our own holiday and calling it Halfoween.

What, you afraid we're gonna get busted by the ween police?

A little.

We're doing it. Saturday night.

- To Halfoween! - Halfoween!

Hey. Who's he supposed to be?

I dunno.

Hey, who are you supposed to be?

I'm John Wilkes Booth.

Oh no!

No no no no no no no no no no no..

In 5..

4..

3..

2..

I know you see.

Somehow the world will change for me.

And be so wonderful.

Live life, breathe air.

I know somehow we're gonna get there.

And feel so wonderful.

It's all for real.

I'm telling you just how I feel.

So wake up the members of my nation.

It's your time to be.

There's no chance unless you take one.

And the time to see the brighter side of every situation.

Some things are meant to be.

So give me your best and leave the rest to me.

Leave it all to me.

.

Leave it all to me.

Just leave it all to me.

I'm sorry, shoes.

We had a lotta fun together, but I need to move on.

It's not shoe, it's me.

And don't worry, you'll meet other feet.

Oh, and no matter what you hear..

I'm not doing this 'cuz I'm about to start dating..

Some newer, younger, hotter shoes.

And that's how you break up with your old shoes!

All shoes for this iCarly Webcast were provided

by Shoe Shoe Shoodio.. A division of Tao Chemical.

Okay.. Ya wanna hear what we're doing next Saturday night?

Do ya? Do ya wanna hear what we're doing next Saturday night?

Do ya? Do ya?

We're celebrating a brand new holiday..

- That we invented.. - Called..

Halfoween!

Woo! Woo!

What is Halfoween, you ask?

- Hmm. Is it a skin disease? - No.

Is it a country, just South of northoween but north of southoween?

That makes no sense.

Freddie, tell the humans what Halfoween is!

Halfoween is a new holiday invented by us here at iCarly as a way of celebrating

Halloween at the half-way point between the previous Halloween

and the future Halloween.

Any reproduction of Halfoween without written consent from ICarly Enterprises

will result in the arrest and beating of your mother and/or cat.

And to get you in the mood for Halfoween..

Check out this half-a-Jack-o'lantern.

Ooh.

And this half-a-skeleton.

Ooh.

And of course..

Half-a-Gibbehhhhh.

Ooh.

Now don't worry.. This is only a visual effect.

I have not actually been sliced in half.

Okay, next on iCarly..

Hey.. Put that bowl of chips down by the lamp.

Yes ma'am.

And don't eat any.

Yes ma'am.

Happy Halfoween!

What do ya think?

Well, it's an improvement.

I'm Lewbert! See my wart?!

That's amazing.

Awesome. I both hate and love that.

Thanks.

And your costume..

I'm Sushi.

I'm Tuna Sushi!

See my Ginger and Wasabi?

I thought you were Toro Sushi.

What's toro?

Fatty tuna.

No, I am not fatty tuna.

Thank you.

What are you looking at?

Your costume. I don't get it.

I'm hand sanitizer.

- Well.. Does it.. - Pump my head.

Oh.

Wait..

This doesn't smell like hand sanitizer.

Yeah, I didn't have any so I used Dijonnaise.

You did n..

Dijonnaise. Ah!

- Hey, is it ready yet? - No, but close!

What is that thing?

Does it work yet?

Yep! See, right there where the coffee table is,

there's going to be a huge basket filled with fabulous prizes.

- Who says fabulous? - Him.

So, I pull on this rope,

and it'll lower a kid down into the basket, and then said kid

has eight seconds to grab as many prizes as he can, before I jerk him back up

outta the basket!

Cool game!

What do you call it?

A lawsuit waiting to happen.

No. I call it the jerk basket.

Want a demonstration?

- Uh-huh. - Oh, okay.

Okay, see, I pull this..

And it lowers the kid from the ceiling..

Gibby?!

What what?! Gibbehh.

How long have you been up there?!

I dunno, I fell asleep.

Okay, now imagine the coffee table's the big basket.

I lower Gibby down in to the basket..

There's no basket.

There'll be a basket!

And then he grabs a prize.

I don't see a prize.

Just grab a napkin!

Wow. A napkin.

And then I jerk him outta the basket.. Aah!

Ow!..

And then he gets to keep his prize.

All right, eight seconds on the clock!

Okay, Simon, as soon as your hand touches a prize,

you'll have eight seconds to grab as much stuff as ya can..

.. And then I'm gonna jerk ya right up outta the basket!

Wait, I'm not ready yet!

Here we go! Down.. Down.. Down.. Down.. Down.. Down.. Down. Go!

- Come on! - A little more!

- Jerk! - Whoa! Woo! Yeah!

Okay who's next?!

- Me, me, me. - Yeah!

Hey Gibby!

What's your costume a'sposed to be, weh?!

Can you cool it with the Lewbert voice?

'Kay. So what's your costume?

I'm Alumina-man..

A superhero made entirely out of aluminum.

So, like Iron Man?

- Lisa, come here! - Hey!

Hey there, Mister purple robot.

Happy Halfoween.

Thank you for inviting me to your party.

Would you like some candy?

Uh let's see yeah.