House

What's the difference

between a sea lion and a seal?

What's that, baby?

What's the difference between a sea lion and a seal?

Um, seals tell the truth, but a sea lion's always lyin'?

A sea lion has ears.

Yeah, that's right.

I forgot.

I'll show you when we get to the zoo.

Can we have pizza tonight?

I'm not gonna be here, Daisy. I'm--

I'm going back on the road, remember?

You've only been here for two days.

I'll be back in three weeks this time.

Somebody help her!

She's having a seizure!

On the track?

Yeah, there's a lady down there.

Daddy, come back!

Daddy!

Hey. Lady, are you okay?

Come on, come on, hey, wake up!

Come on! Get up! Hey!

Come on.

Help me!

Somebody help me!

Come on! Hurry up!

Hurry up!

Aah!

Daddy!

Move the train! Move the train!

Hey, man, are you okay?

Yeah, I think so.

She's epileptic.

Come on, let's get you up.

You got her?

Yeah, we got her.

Hey, sweetie, I'm okay.

Daddy?

I found this case, uh, in the E.R.--

white male, mid 30s,

loss of consciousness,

abnormal EKG.

And he's the subway hero.

Your enthusiasm is impressive.

Wish I could say the same

about your presentation.

Everybody knows you lead

with your most interesting symptom.

You're right.

EKG is more interesting

than loss of consciousness, so--

God, she's still talking. Make it stop.

House's worldview

doesn't include random acts of self-sacrifice.

He's gonna count heroism as a symptom

until proven otherwise.

The guy did a wonderful thing.

Can't we just take that at face value?

You are adorable.

Heroism does exist.

What about the guy

who landed the plane in the Hudson?

News flash--that guy was already on the plane.

For all we know, he would have killed everyone else on board

if it increased his chances.

Faced with almost certain death,

a normal person rides the pine.

What about firefighters?

The guys who undergo months of training

to deny their own instincts for self-preservation?

And the patient isn't a firefighter.

He plays a bass in a band.

So humanity is apathetic

and self-serving?

Yeah.

I was mugged once.

When I saw the gun, my legs went out.

I always thought it was fight or flight.

Didn't know it was fight or flight or faint.

Laugh all you want.

The other hundred people stayed on that platform.

That's a normal response to danger.

The coward has spoken.

Our patient's problem is neurological.

Sympathetic stimulation-- stress to the brain

triggers a response in the heart.

Go forth and look for masses

in Clark Kent's limbic system.

Seems like you're getting a bit of attention.

Everyone keeps going out of their way

asking me if I need anything.

It's kind of nice.

So what happened out there?

I don't really remember.

It's just images, like flashes.

I kind of went on autopilot.

My memory doesn't go back into real time

until I was in the ambulance.

I read that's pretty common

for people in life-or-death situations.

Jack.

Honey. Uh, this is my wife, Eva.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

They're just doing some tests.

How's Daisy?

She's not so good, actually.

She watched her father jump in front of a train.

Ugh.

She's still shaking. She can't stop crying.

Why would you do that to her?

He saved a woman's life.

He could have died.

Did you even think about your family?

I need your advice.

Dinner with your mom on Thursday.

It's my birthday.

I know.

I'm definitely coming,

but Wilson's got tickets to the Hong Kong film festival.

Ever since his breakup, he's been a mess.

I haven't been able to tell him that I'm not going,

so maybe if you happen to see him,

you could mention how important this is.

You should go.

What? I can't.

It's your birthday.

Oh, it's--it's-- it's fine.

It's sweet that you care about your friend,

and, frankly, as you will find out sooner or later,

my mother is a handful.

Go.

I need your advice.

This film festival.

I have had these tickets for two months.

Yeah, I know.

I'm definitely coming.

Okay.

But Thursday is Cuddy's birthday,

and her mom's coming down-- it's a whole dinner thing.

And I thought, maybe if you see her,

you could mention how upset you've been.

You have to go.

Your girlfriend's birthday?

It's not even a question. She has one every year.

How often do you break up with the love of your life?

Okay, for you, it's more often than most, but still...

I'm a big boy. I think I'll survive.

I will definitely make this up to you.

[Sports announcer speaking indistinctly on radio]

Hey.

Am I imagining things,

or did I see a billboard with your face on it

on my way home tonight?

Oh, was my whole face there? 'Cause I just saw the nose.

I thought you said they were taking a picture

of a bunch of doctors together.

They did.

I have no idea how it ended up just me.

Well, you are pretty cute.

You're flirting with me?

I don't see anyone else in the room.

What?

I don't know.

Things have been a little tense around here

since that whole online-boyfriend thing.

Phil's not my boyfriend.

I'm not the one with the problem.

No, you're the one with feelings for someone else.

You're still my husband.

I still love you.

And I want things to be okay between us.

Also, you're a famous model now.

That's pretty cool...

Sexy, even.

So I advance through the carotid bifurcation...

Are you asking?

Yes, I'm asking.

I've only read how to do it.

Practice is different than theory.

Just tell me how to do it. You're going to inject dye

just past the takeoff for the optic artery.

Right. Now?

His B.P.'s going up.

The procedure's stressing his body.

Well, what do I do?

Hold on a minute. Just give him a chance

to regain equilibrium.

B.P.'s up, heart rate's 180.

W-what should I do?

Give me the catheter. Get a crash cart.

He's in cardiac arrest.

Maybe your second time will go better.

So we finally know what Taub would look like

if he were life-size.