Everyone Knows Every Juan

Seriously, Alfred!

Should I always be Mr. Perfect?

Wow, Alfred. You're the one at fault here.

Why do you make it sound like I'm the problem?

You, problem? Isn't it true?

- You say I'm at fault. - You gaslight me.

You're the one forgetting, Alfred.

Gaslight? I don't know what you mean!

Because… You're really annoying!

You're always like this, Alfred.

You're the one at fault, yet you raise your voice.

- Hello? - Me? Raising my voice?

Just listen to yourself.

Whose fault was it?

- You're getting triggered. - Me, really?

I am not! I'm frustrated...

Welcome to our humble home.

I apologize, it's a little worn-out.

- It goes in one ear and out the other. - Whatever!

How could I know the death anniversary would get moved?

Even the Captain's League gets rescheduled every year!

Come on.

It's the same day as the fiesta.

How could you forget that, Alfred?

Be that as it may,

this is where I raised and cared for my family.

That's Jacob. A wonderful kid.

My youngest, Raquel.

She's a real brain.

Perfect for being a lawyer.

Too bad she wasn't able to take the bar exam.

Thing is, I ran out of phone credits.

I'm supposed to take care of that too?

Where's my phone?

- Wait there. - Taste this.

It's bland. Needs more salt.

What's the PayCash password?

Beats me. You know nothing.

Come on! How am I supposed to order?

Take a wild guess!

Don't order at all maybe? Let me do it.

Now you're being sarcastic.

So what if I am?

What's the password?

- Don't remember either? - I don't care.

Alfred is Raquel's partner.

They fight like cats and dogs,

but I know he loves my youngest very much.

It's bland. Needs more salt.

Who asked you?

Please.

Why is she so upset?

She's always upset.

Now I'm the villain.

You got credit?

Do we need the lechon today?

Who would eat it tomorrow? Reunion is today.

Reunion? I thought it was a death anniversary?

Same thing!

Anna's our house help.

Recommended by Rose.

She's nice enough, though not the sharpest.

Anna, watch the stove! Something's burning!

No!

By the way,

Anna.

Rose says she's vegan now.

Isn't she running for Councilor?

Is that allowed if she's from Vigan?

"Vegan"! As in only veggies!

Here, she said, "Tell Anna I'm non-dairy."

Tell her she's the gross one!

- Baby, where are you going? - I need to change.

- I'm coming with you. - What?

I'm sorry.

Things are always crazy here.

Has it been a year already?

Feels like you just left yesterday.

I hope that wherever you are, you're in a good place.

Don't worry about us anymore, okay?

We're managing.

- But I hope... - Baby!

What is it now, Alfred?

- The lechon's here! - It's here!

Nice one, bros!

- Here we go. - Okay.

- Okay, okay! - Here it is.

- Let me help you. - No, we got it.

Where should we put this?

Ramil and Roel are always at each other's throats.

But when it comes to food,

they're as thick as thieves.

- Where? - Right here.

- Sis, look. - Life is easy

when you've got rich siblings!

Lechon left and right.

Wait.

Why don't I ask them to cover the work day I skipped for this?

Seven hundred pesos is no joke.

Why would they care?

It's not something they can brag about.

Wow! This is exciting! Mouth-watering!

I'll stay here, by the fatty part.

- Hands off! - Wow, Rose is so generous.

- I love it. - Please, if you only knew!

She was stingy again.

Look, see?

She bought the skinniest pig.

- How is that skinny? - Yeah!

It is!

At least she ordered early.

Unlike some soup-brained person I know.

That's what I inherited from my sister. I got smart.

Says who?

Did you know,

Raquel here was picked up from the poop of a pig.

What time are the others coming?

They're all on the way. Almost here.

Ramil!

Why did you stick your hand in? Your hands are dirty!

But it's good, huh?

And he smells like armpits! The stink that explodes on your face!

Anna, the Lord doesn't like rude mouths.

The Lord doesn't like stinky people either.

Go shower.

You really are a Miraquel!

"Miraquel"?

So, that's your full name?

Because she's a miracle baby.

"Menopause baby" more like. Give me a kiss.

You're all disgusting.

You can be such a girl.

I'm pretty sure I left some jewelry here.

Maybe it's still here.

Ma, where'd you put it, Ma?

Can't find it.

Ma, how about this TV, Ma?

Too obvious.

Hi, Ma!

Let me lie down for a bit.

What's that?

What's this?

Condoms, Ma?

Condoms?

With flavors, too! Damn!

I did nothing wrong. Nothing at all.

Tupe!

For those who don't understand, maybe they just lack information.

Let's not forget…

And let's admit, there's always a risk.

Our bodies don't all react the same way to foreign bodies.

Now…

When a decent doctor, like me…

- Nino, move the car around, okay? - Okay.

- I won't be long. - Got it.

Tupe is my eldest.

He looks exactly like his father.

Especially before all the plastic surgeries.

Geez.

Give me my phone.

The clients who ask for an X-deal are the ones who get you into trouble!

Doc Tupe!

Doc Tupe, can we take a picture?

- I'm such a huge fan! - Sure, come here.

Wacky shot, Doc Tupe, okay?

Doc Tupe, wacky face.

I was doing wacky.

Or maybe oppa pose. Oppa pose!

There we go! You look so handsome.

- Thanks. - Thank you, Doc Tupe!

I didn't give…

Elphie her multivitamin earlier.

So can you give it to her during dinner?

And send me a pic, please?

Good morning, Doc!

Doc Tupe!

Can we have another photo, please?

- Here we go! - Let's do a group shot.

Let's go here, by the flowers, the leaves.

- For the aesthetics. - How about here?

There we go!

- Thank you, Doc Tupe! - Thank you!

- All right. - Thanks.

Doc Tupe is so handsome.

So handsome!

- Let's go, let's go. - Yeah.

I'll send the pics to you.

Here comes Josie.

Second eldest.

Notoriously frugal with money, like me.

That's my Rose.

My third child.

Rosalinda!

I thought of roses when I had her.

- Hey! - Josie!

Yeah, it's me.

Give me some cash, please.

Driver's waiting, come on. Only big bills on me.

Really? All big bills?

Yeah.