Primos

- (CAT SNARLING) - (DOGS BARKING)

Hey, another day in my old hood

Summer started and it's gonna be so good

Oh, hey, I was gonna be so cool

Then you all moved in and got me lookin' like a fool, again!

Oye, Primos

Why you all up in my face?

Oye, Primos

Get up out my space

Oye, Primos

You're wearin' out my brain

You're drivin' me insane

Not the roll call again

Cousin Bud, Nacho, and Lita

Tere, Tabi, and Toñita

Scooter, Lotlot, and Gordita Nachito, ChaCha, and Lucita

Yay!

No! Come on

Oye, Primos

- No. No! - (GROWLS)

Here comes your booster seat!

You're so little!

I won't be little forever, Booster Seat! (WHIMPERS)

You'll always need me, Tater!

I'm almost ten! Whoa.

It got me! (BREATHING HEAVILY)

It was just the giant booster-seat dream again. Whew.

Is that a pimple?

Good morning, Tater.

Yes!

I'm a mature young woman.

Something this magnificent deserves a beautiful, sophisticated name, like...

Ooh, I know.

Penelope Amelie Mariana.

Or Pam for short.

Mmm, love it.

Just oozes class.

Wait till everyone gets a good look at you.

And now presenting your zit-cenera, Pam.

She's so beautiful.

TOÑITA: Hey, look at that thing.

I can't wait for my first pimple.

So mature.

Everyone's going to love you, Pam.

Just wait and see how the world treats a mature woman with a pimple.

You'll never be offered a booster seat again.

I like the sound of that.

All right, Pam, it's time for the world to meet you.

I mean, us.

Here I am, world!

Presenting my newest addition... (YELPS)

Ow! (GROANS)

Tater, what are you doing?

- You can't go out like that. - Not on our watch.

Primos, we have a situation!

Code granitos! I repeat. Code granitos!

Uh, weren't you guys gonna go see a horror movie today?

The real horror is here.

Quick. Get tons of "before" pictures with the zit.

Small fry, I've always wanted to get a zit

just so I could pop it.

And I've always wanted him to get a zit,

just so I could pop it.

But Big Nacho's been cursed with baby soft clear skin.

- Oh, pobrecito. (SCOFFS) - (SCOFFS)

I'll give you five bucks if I can pop your zit.

What? No way.

Fine. His five bucks y mi mango y chile lollipop. Yeah?

No!

Ooh, it's like a spider buried her egg sac in your face.

Ah, shiny!

Oh, okay, whoa. No one touches Pam!

You really shouldn't name things you're going to get rid of.

You'll get attached.

Pam is attached.

Bueno, we won't get rid of it, but we will hide it.

So no one can see it. Nunca, nunca.

Okay, fine.

T-Sisters, you can handle Pam.

- Oh, cool! - (CHEERING)

I know it looks like I'm giving in, but I've got a plan.

Divide and conquer.

It'll be easier to shake the primos individually, then...

- (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) - (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)

Pretty smart, huh?

You aren't actually listening, are you?

Don't worry about her, Tater.

I think your plan is solid, ingenious, and may I add, extremely mature.

Thanks, Pam. Let's do this.

Should we go for the hielo?

The Himalayan salt UV mask.

Or go straight for the bangs?

I vote for bangs.

(EXCLAIMING) Ooh, hair makeover!

Wow. Your worst haircut yet, Tabi.

Even worse than that mullet you gave abuela last fall.

- You didn't even try. - No fue mi culpa.

Why are we yelling?

Looks like we're in the clear.

Whoa!

Take a seat.

My morgue makeup can cover anything.

Now what's your skin tone?

Plague Yellow? Gravedigger's Tan?

Let's try a blend.

Mmm. (CHOMPS) My power only grows.

- Oops. - I love it.

Kinda looks like a giant scab, don't ya think? (CHUCKLES)

You know, maybe instead of just covering the zit we could, you know...

I could cover your whole face in scabs and scars.

Say no more.

I know I packed some fake blood around here somewhere.

Another win for Tater and Pam.

Nacho, look! Get her!

- Pop it! - Burst it.

- Squeeze it! - Squeeze it!

Don't worry, Pam. I'm a mature young woman.

- (BIG NACHO AND NACHITO SCREAM) - (GROANS)

Booyah-buh-bam!

Ooh, I love your catchphrase.

Aw, thanks, Pam.

- (BABBLES) - (YELPS) Ah, get it off! Get it off!

Shiny!

- Tater, she's got us. - Not for long.

- Ninja, dragon, tornado! Off ya go. - (YELPS)

- Vamos, let me pop the zit. Or me!

Could Tater always do that?

Maybe the zit's helping.

Pimple power!

Now it's really time to show me off.

And by me, I mean you.

My primos may not recognize maturity when they see it,

but Terremoto Heights will.

Hello, world! Presenting...

Ew! Pizza face!

Here, I'll wash that nastiness off for ya!

Ugh, forget him, Pam.

That's just the Skid.

He doesn't know anything about being mature.

Clearly.

Where were we?

Oh yes. Hello, world!

Wow! Look at that zit.

Man, I thought killer bees were bad. (SHRIEKS)

Even the bees don't like you?

"R", "U", ugly?

Wait, am I ugly?

Is a zit really a sign of maturity,

or is it just a sign of being gross?

You know, I'm right here, Tater.

I know, Pam. That's the problem.

I gotta go find the primos.

(CRYING) Tater, wait!

Hey, Nacho, Nachito?

Can't we talk about this?

- Lotlot? (CRYING) Tater, please.

Where is everyone when I need them?

Oh, right, everyone went to that dumb horror movie.

At least they left all this stuff for me to use.

I'm sure I can figure it out by myself.

I thought we were having fun today, Tater.

I thought we were becoming cool and sophisticated.

It's nothing personal, Pam. But let's be real here.

I can't look cool or sophisticated with a big zit on my face.

I thought people would look at me and see a mature young woman,

but I was wrong.

Oh, Tater...

Pam, I have to end this. I'm sorry.

I may just be a pimple, but I know what love is.

Oh, Pam...

When you came into my life

Something in me awakened

And I felt these feelings I'd never known

Like a woman on top of the world

I didn't wanna press or pick at or pop you

'Cause you felt my destiny

But those days are over now

It still could be you and me For all of eternity

It's time for me to squeeze you out

Careful don't press too hard

I don't wanna leave you scarred

Vanity has taken over me

And now I know what I must do

I gotta go my own way now

And say goodbye to you

Goodbye.

Hey, Tater. Where is everyone?

They all went to the movies. You should probably go, too.

Wow. Getting an early start on Halloween?

- Respect. - What?

No.

If you think this mask is supposed to be scary,

just wait till you see what it's hiding.

Ooh. Que es? A new tat? Cool scar?

A third eyeball?

It's a zit, okay?

Zits? Well, hey then. We're twinning!

Wait, you have zits?