Impractical Jokers

Narrator: Coming up, can joe get out of a stinky situation?

You want to split the dead skunk?

What's got sal kidding around?

We've trapped a live goat.

And which losing joker

Will be tickled pink in tonight's punishment?

Sal: Prepare for something amazing.

Hey, mustache, what's up?

Murr: Like a boss!

Sal: I will never forgive you!

Joe: Larry!

Pizzazz. We added pizzazz.

Today, we're at d'agostino supermarket,

Where andrew jackson will be laying face down in aisle six.

After a customer picks up that $20 bill,

We've got to convince him to give it to us.

But the catch is the weird reason why we need that money

Is given to us by the other guys.

If you can't get that cheddar, you lose.

Cheddar being money in this case.

Yeah, 'cause cheddar's in aisle six.

I'm from the streets. I'm from the streets.

What streets?

Guys, there's a suspicious $20 there in the aisle.

Well, I hope no one picks it up because that's your $20.

Murr, get ready. -Uh-huh.

Sal: Uh-oh.

Uh, oh. What's that?

-Is it yours? -No,

Did you just find that on the floor?

-I did. -It's not mine,

But I would love to have it.

I'm sure anybody would.

Hear me out, hear me out.

If you give it to me, I'll stick it down your pants.

If you give it to me, I will stick it down your pants,

And that's an offer you cannot refuse, my friend.

He gets it back anyway.

So what I'm going to need is the $20...

-Okay. -...And access to your pants.

-He's doing it? -Here's what I need.

Are you willing to play ball? -Let's play ball.

-Alright. -Oh!

Just lift the jacket up. It's very tight. Very tight.

But I'm going to do it. -Okay.

-Okay, here we go. -You got it.

Right there. There you go. Thank you for that $20.

I feel like this is one of the weirder experiences

I've had in my life.

Do you want to put the $20 in my pants?

-Off topic... -Yeah.

...Do you now want to put the $20 in my pants?

I would truly relish in the opportunity

To hang on to the $20.

-Ah! -Ah!

So you don't get the $20, murr.

For me personally, I feel like

This is my thumbs-down moment, right now.

joe: You lost.

-Here we go, q. -Here we go.

-Ah, ah, ah. -Ooh.

-Drop $20, sir? -I did not, no, no.

Why? There's $20 in the aisle?

It was just on the floor here, yeah.

-Oh. -Yeah.

Wow. I guess that's one of ours, right?

-I guess, yeah. -I'll tell you what.

I'll make a case for you right now.

I could use that. My toilet's been clogged since thanksgiving.

My toilet's been clogged since thanksgiving.

It's a lot of turkey and other things in there festering

And turning into almost like a stew.

So I could use that to call a guy to clean that.

Look how confused he is.

So what do you think?

Right.

Yeah.

Hey, bud, can I ask your opinion something?

-This guy is amazing. -If you had to unclog a toilet

Since thanksgiving or feed some kids,

Which one would you do?

I looked at you. I thought you were a cool guy.

You look hip. Everything's going great.

It looks like frankie valli's cooler brother.

I have no children, and I'm 73,

So it sounds to me like you would feed kids.

-But what if your toilet? -However, I got a plunger.

-10/10? -Oh!

-10/10? -Yeah.

I'll do it. I could get half a toilet clean for that.

Thanks, bro.

Q, also, he didn't give you the $20. He's gone.

It's been closed since thanksgiving.

That's almost impossible to believe.

-I love this man. -I don't want to get into it.

You don't need to hear this part about -- doesn't matter.

I live across street. -Can I use your toilet?

Yeah.

Alright, joey. $20 in position.

-Oh. -She spotted it.

Hi, ma'am. How are you?

Oh, that...There. That's nice.

Is that yours?

Oh.

Oh, no? No, I mean, that's $20.

Let her pick it up. Don't you dare touch it.

No, put that right in the pocket.

It's not mine. I mean, I could use it,

If I'm gonna be honest, you know?

There's a kid outside.

He's trying to sell me a dead skunk for 20 bucks.

There's a kid outside,

And he's trying to sell me a dead skunk for 20 bucks.

A dead skunk.

I turned him down on the way in.

For 20 bucks. I turned him down on the way in

Because I didn't have a 20 spot. You found it.

A dead skunk. You know, smell? Skunk?

It's a dead one for $20.

I know. It's a deal.

What am I going to do with it?

What am I not going to do with it.

What am I going to do? What am I not going to do

With it for $20?

Yeah. That's right, right?

- -thank you so much.

-He got it? -He worked for it.

You want to split the dead skunk?

I only need the skunk glands.

Oh, I only need the...

For the skunk, I only need the glands.

I pocket the glands. You take the rest.

I mean, you can have the bones

And nails and things. I don't need any of that.

The glands is really where you get the big...

Say, "if I can extract the glands..."

I just have to extract the glands.

Joey wins it.

-Here we go. Sal. -Yeah, I don't know which one.

Do you have a preference?

There's fanta and then there's sunkist and crush.

I don't know which orange is the best orange.

Yeah, we either had fanta or orange crush.

Let her look down. Murr: Look down, look down, look down, look down.

-Thank you, thank you. -Right by your foot.

It's right by your foot. -Come on, lady!

It's right by your foot! Oh, my god. Look down.

Miss, I think you might have dropped, uh, money.

-Thanks. -Yeah.

-Oh! -Uh-uh!

-I saw it. It's not mine. -This is where it gets so weird.

It makes sense that it might have happened just then.

Oh.

It also could've not been mine, but...

I mean, hey.

I mean, yeah, it's not yours, then it's yours.

You know what I mean? -Thank you. Thank you.

Just bought my chips. -Yeah, exactly.

-You ready to win, boys? -Yeah, sure.

-Uh, I will say... -Uh-huh?

I could use it because...

I won't squander it on fast food like you will.

I won't squander it on...

Murr: Good luck, buddy.

Sal: Miss, I think you might have dropped money. Woman: Thanks.

-I will say... -Uh-huh?

...I could use it because...

I won't squander it on fast food like you will.

I won't squander it on...

Good luck, buddy.

The reason -- the reason is that

I actually probably sh-- I...

-Really? -Brilliant.

With the $20, you'll probably end up, uh...

I, uh... Take the $20. Just take it.

I don't -- I don't --

Yes!

Have a great day.

Joe: You're out.

Narrator: Joe made road kill out of the other guys,

So they're first up on the loser board.

Today, we're at cec research, competing head to head,

Presenting our new subscription-based services.

The catch is we'll have no idea what we're talking about

Because the presentations have been prepared

By the other guys. -At the end,

We'll ask them which one of us had the better ideas.

Yeah, and if they don't pick your ideas, you lose.

You know. I said that pretty aggressively.

-You did. -I'm not sure why.

Well, hopefully, you don't lose.

-Alright, buddy. Here we go. -Alright.

Joe: Murr wrote q's ideas and q wrote murr's ideas

And they're seeing them for the first time right now.

Murr: Welcome, guys.

We come up with ideas for subscription services.