Lookout Weekend: Cruel Summer IV

Oh.

Oh Lord.

Happiness and serenity

from the Holy Spirit.

It's home time.

Okay.

All right.

Boy, did that suck.

Can't even make it through the credits.

So glad I streamed it

instead of bothering to set up the reels.

"When do you get off from?"

Really?

I already told you,

another 45 minutes.

Idiot.

"Cruel Summer 3,"

another winner, no doubt.

I can't believe they made it

more than one of these crap fests.

I don't know how this place plans

to stay in business much longer

streaming garbage like this.

Oh wow.

"Sequel: Cruel Summer 2."

They actually named the second one "Sequel?"

They really put a lot of thought

into this franchise.

Fuck.

Oh my God.

The only thing I could do to make this worth it

is you, baby.

Miss Mary Jane, hello.

I've been thinking about you all day.

Hey, who's in there?

Hello?

Knock it off, huh?

No one's supposed to be up here.

I mean it, asshole.

I'm not playing around.

Come on out.

God, they don't pay me e-fucking-nough to work here.

I hate this place.

No.

No.

Please.

No, no.

I have a wife and two daughters.

Have a heart.

Hey, honey, you left your gloves in the house.

Did you want me to go grab 'em for you?

Yeah, um, I was just too lazy to go get 'em myself.

Okay. How's it going out here?

Whew.

Well, it's brutally hot,

but other than that, pretty good.

I don't know why you'd choose

the hottest part of the day to do this.

It's Florida, babe,

it's always going to be the hottest time of day.

I know, but I told you I would handle this.

But you insisted on doing it yourself, so.

I know, but I'm just trying to make it my thing.

We agreed when we got this place

that I was gonna be the one

who did all the garden work

and you were gonna do all the kitchen,

cleaning, cooking stuff.

Speaking of kitchen stuff,

I made you something.

Ooh, what is it?

Arnold Palmer.

Mm, that is so good.

Could've used a little bit more ice though.

It melted on the way over.

That's how hot it is.

But don't worry, I made extra for you.

I froze some in the fridge for later too.

Oh, perfect. Great.

By the way, I grabbed the mail.

Something came for you.

Oh, what is it?

I'm not sure, it says, "Los Bastardz Productions."

Interesting.

- Uh-huh. - They usually don't send

anything as formal as mail.

Usually Scott just emails or messages us.

Well, it was sent priority mail,

so maybe it's important.

Huh.

Well, they haven't spoken to us since the premiere.

Wonder what it could be.

Do you think he reconsidered,

wants to shoot the fourth film?

No, he said that that franchise was done.

He wanted to move on to other things.

Hmm, well, we're never gonna know what it is

unless you open it.

So give it a shot.

All right.

"Hey, guys, it's Scott."

Hope you guys are doing well.

Been a while, missing you both.

Jason and I are hosting a special press event

that may finally give the "Cruel Summer" films

some big exposure,

and I'm hoping you both can make it.

What kind of event?

Hang on, there's, there's more.

- Okay. - Um,

"A Cruel Summer Kill-a-thon."

Kill-a-thon?

I like that, it sounds pretty cool.

"On September 13th, 14th and 15th,

join us for a triple feature screening

of the entire "Cruel Summer film franchise",

with new added footage,

behind-the-scenes videos,

live music performances, a Q&A,

"and a wild after party."

Mm.

"All being held at the Pavilion Theater."

Um, "Cast and crew will be in attendance",

along with many news reporters

and local celebrities.

Hope to see you there.

"RSVP," blah, blah, blah.

Huh. - Oh.

"Cruel Summer" marathon.

That's awesome.

Yeah, I mean, you're always saying

those films are overlooked.

Overlooked, yeah, but three days.

Uh, I don't know if I can get the time off work and...

Babe, what else are we gonna do?

This could finally be the chance everybody gets

to get the exposure,

the credit they deserve.

I wonder if the extra footage

that he's talking about

is that really long speech I made in the first film.

That was some of my best work.

Well, one way to find out, we gotta go.

Okay, okay.

Um, but before we commit to anything,

maybe we should see if anybody else

is all-in for it, you know?

All right, look,

we haven't done anything since the wedding,

we do have plenty of vacation days to use,

so why not?

Okay.

Um, I left my phone inside.

Could I borrow yours?

Yeah, yeah, here.

What for?

Just hold on.

Hey, Hannah.

Yeah.

Wait, you just got it in the mail too?

No way.

Three days.

Yeah, I don't know, it could be fun.

Jonah really wants to go.

What does Nick say?

Wait, wait, wait.

You both already RSVP'd?

- Hmm. - Okay, okay, okay.

We'll do that right now.

Definitely.

All right, see ya then.

Okay, bye.

So we're going?

We're going.

Look out, weekend, here we come.

All right.

I need a new dress.

Wait, right, right now?

Can we get lunch first?

No, no, no. Debbie, y-you need to emote.

You need to show much more emotion.

You've just gambled away your savings.

Now you have to tell your husband.

You should be panicking,

y-you should be remorseful.

But instead,

it's like you're dragging ass

getting ready to work on a Monday morning, okay?

So show us some emotion.

Show us some feeling, okay?

Now, take it from the top.

Oh, stop, okay?

Just, just stop.

Take a break.

Have a seat, Meryl Streep.

God, did that suck?

Nelson. - Yes, sir.

You're up.

Show us how to act.

Yes, sir.