Doom Patrol

I'm telling you, Chief Kincaid the Port Charlotte Ripper is back.

That's impossible, Dr. Winslow.

The Port Charlotte Ripper was executed last summer.

- Unless... - You arrested the wrong man.

Damn it!

- How dare they? - How could I have missed this?

They chose a total stranger over me to lead them.

Over me!

Well. Their fucking loss.

Let them choke on it.

...and I don't care that you ran off and married that Japanese sex robot.

I've never stopped loving you.

Kincaid, please...

Oh, you call that a performance?

Your love is about to put himself in grave danger.

- We mustn't... - There is no life behind those eyes.

Stop.

- Door. - I...

I can't...

- Door. - There's something you should know.

My name isn't Talia.

- Shit. - I'm not a doctor.

I'm the Russian Grand Duchess.

Hello.

Hello?

I really don't need any shenanigans today.

"Rita Farr retrospective. At the Cloverton Art House."

Pour moi?

At least, someone appreciates me!

Find a new purpose.

How?

What does that even mean?

Shit!

Are you fucking kidding me?

Fucking hate puzzles.

Shelly?

What's up, bro?

Wow, Vic.

- So, where's the tech? - I'm back in the flesh.

What's up, C?

Cyborg was a badass, man.

What gives?

I made a change. Works better for me.

I'm still the same, just without the tech.

I'm more comfortable in this skin.

That's quite a change.

Come on. I'm still the same old Vic you guys know.

Oh, is that synthetic skin?

- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, I read about that.

Wait, do you still have your powers?

Not really. It's sort of complicated.

Stealth, but keeps 'em guessing.

Hey.

I mean, I wish I could move through the world like that, man.

Well, we definitely don't all have that luxury.

Hey, yo? You remember these guys?

I remember Marcus' high-water pants.

Okay, those pants won us the championship.

- Aye, the Detroiticons. - Couldn't touch us.

- Forever undefeated. - Oh. Hey, remember this?

What?

Our pride and joy.

Worked our asses off on this.

Mister Indestructible.

Clown, why are you still trying to change his name?

You were out-voted.

- Consensus ruled. - Consensus ruled.

- Man, Mister Invincible. - Everything we wanted to be.

- Bulletproof. - Yes.

You know, I remember how hard it was when you connected those arms.

I mean, the material to make him bulletproof was so hard to weld.

I designed that head by drawing on sister's big forehead.

Yo, the robotics club was in awe of Mister Invincible.

Nah, man, they were in awe of us.

Yo, Derek and I stayed up until 3.00am

inscribing the Detroiticons insignia.

- Yo, it's still there, man. - What?

Yo, best thing I ever did.

It's the first time I ever accomplished something.

Gave me this fever to just keep accomplishing shit.

I just got to say one time, like

it feels so good to be with you fellas again.

Come on.

No more taunting me, Keeg!

In fact, you know what?

No more games.

I'm ignoring you. You hear that?

I am.

Oh, God.

I bet you think I'm off my rocker.

Yeah, well...

You know, maybe... maybe you were right.

I should have burned the little brat when I had the chance.

Oh, did I say that?

I'm sorry. I didn't... I'm at my wits' end with this kid.

Okay? He's hiding in the walls.

Okay, Larry, if I may...

You might want to consider that Keeg is just gone.

I mean, he did leave you in the future

so, you know, chances are, he's gone for..

for good.

Is that the summation of my life?

Am I just meant to be alone?

No. Try and find new meaning.

New purpose. I mean, do you have any powers without Keeg?

Yes.

No.

- It's complicated. - Ah, okay.

Well, let's look on the bright side.

You can enjoy the peace and quiet. That's what I'm doing.

You know, I looked at my past

and I decided to leave it behind. Start afresh.

Quiet the demons of the past, sort of saying.

You should... you should try it.

Okay, I see. Now that you've been voted team leader

you're going to have emotional wellness check-ins.

Well, I'm not gonna feast on regret

but what I can do now is become a better leader.

- Like, if I may... - You may.

Before you go giving out advice

maybe you should make amends with the person you hurt the most.

It appears my fans are running late.

Ooh, Secret Rendezvous.

Secret Rendezvous.

Starring Kyla Wright

Charles Auego, and introducing Rita Farr.

It was my big break.

In this stately Boston mansion

the wedding of the year is about to commence.

I smell cotton candy.

Man...

Graham, the manager is still giving us the hookup.

Yeah, we're loyal customers.

I mean, the three of us been coming here every week, for years.

Yeah, five for four.

I mean, I could down one pie easily.

Tell my mother I had all my vegetables for the week.

Oh, Vic.

My apologies, man. I didn't...

Oh, no, it's cool to talk about my mom.

Her funeral was a super tough day.

And thank you guys for being pallbearers.

You knew?

Yeah. I mean, of course. I was still recovering, but...

my dad told me.

Too bad you couldn't say goodbye.

- She was the best. - Yeah.

That's fine.

I got to see her in the afterlife.

Afterlife? You mean, like, your dreams?

No, I mean, like, where you go after you die.

Look. See, me and the Doom Patrol, we all died.

Well, half-died.

Then a couple of ghosts saved us, and we survived.

It's not the easiest thing for me to explain.

He's a superhero, dude.

Like, they crush time and all kinds of boundaries.

No... Was a superhero.

Was she happy?

She was living her best life.

Okay, then what's it like up there?

Pretty cool. You get to focus on all the things that you didn't get to do.

So, Calvin, you'll finally get a chance to open up

that barber shop you keep going on about.

You just gotta die first, huh?

Funny. Funny.

Look, you've always had crazy strength, Vic.

But Cyborg, that's next level.

What do you do with all that power?

Well, we stop bad guys.

There was this one kid, I gave him a second chance.

I gave him the opportunity to make different choices with his life.

Okay.

We stopped the testicle monster.

It was crazy. This thing was screwing up shipping lanes.

People couldn't get things like wood that they needed for their homes.

Right! For that new house I'm building on the lake, right?

That new house you'll be building in heaven.

Vic this, Vic that

I mean, all we've been talking about is Vic.

But, Vic, you haven't even asked about your best friend, Derek.

I mean, he did what we promised to do.

Change the world starting locally, in Detroit.

Yeah, man, that's awesome.

Yo, D, tell me about it.

I started a robotics club in Detroit.

I teach kids how to build robots.

Nah, he's being modest, man.

These kids love it.

The stuff they build is next level.

I wanna be a part of that.

Bring back the old robotics dream team.

How do I volunteer?

These guys volunteer, you know? They help me out.

I can count on them.

So, I'm good.

The laser tag championship is underway.

The reigning champs

Your Worst Nightmare, defeated the last opponent

making them undefeated and unstoppable.