Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight

Skadoosh.

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Dumplings...

- Poison gas! -

Is that a thing?

Huh? What?

I am not getting poisoned again.

Blow at it! Blow it away!

It's not working. Grab the Tianshang Weapons. Abandon ship!

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Po. It's fog.

Ah!

Which means we're nearly to England.

One step closer to destroying these weapons.

I want my whip!

Hey. You're never gonna get in there.

It's impenetr... apen... intrenapen... You can't op... It's locked.

Oh, I want my whip.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, come on. We promised Mastodon we wouldn't use them.

He won't know. He's trapped in that Wind Wheel.

Rukhmini.

How am I supposed to defend myself, hm?

Defend against whom?

-We're in the middle of the ocean. -

Look what you did.

Hello...

Soul Reaper.

Huh? Huh?

I think you got the wrong ship, pal.

There's no Soul Reaper here. This is just my dad.

Dad?

You've been busy.

Uh-huh.

But I have exactly the right ship, pal.

And he's coming with me.

Huh?

-Po? -Dad, don't worry.

-This lady's obviously confused. - That ain't no lady, kid.

That's the Pirate Queen Forouzan.

You can leave now, or we can throw you overboard.

-Weimin? -Colin?

You're a pirate now?

No, no. Just a means to an end.

I'm a pirate. Full-on.

Get them!

Surrender now.

No! Oh, oh, oh! What?

- -

-Say hello to Alice. She's a friend. -

Take what you can!

- -Grab it, boys. We're open for business.

Not so fast.

On behalf of the Queen of England, I am hereby commandeering this ship,

and taking you all in as my prison...

- -Anyone else?

- -

Take Ping.

The bears, too.

They've got bounties on their heads.

Enjoy dying in the middle of the ocean.

- Goodbye. -Hey, come on. We're valuable too.

Great. Just great.

- -We're stranded.

If I had my whip, I could have taken them easily.

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Huh? What?

I brought my tools. Okay?

I have a strict "never get stranded" policy.

Oh yeah, what loser could ever make that mistake?

Do you know where she's taking them?

A place all thieves hope to see someday.

Candlelight Cove.

A smuggler's paradise

where the most cunning, ruthless thieves come to hide from the law,

though few escape with their lives.

Let's go get my whip.

And our friends?

Yeah, yeah, them too.

- - I say we go to the left.

-And I'd say we go to the left. - Yeah. You would...

Legend has it, the local pirates decapitated trespassers.

-Hope we get to see one of those. -

- This is gonna be great. -

Look!

Walk.

There they are!

We gotta rescue them.

Slow down, kid.

Alright, first things first. We need to work on blending in.

Ah, there. Follow me.

Huh?

Huh? Hm?

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Like taking candy from a pirate.

-Which is also punishable by death. -

-Oi! You two. -

Here we go. Hold onto your head.

My kid's youth group is raising money for the "Sponsor a Sea-dog" program.

Ten more doubloons and she gets a really neat pen.

What? No. Go away.

Sorry to bother you. Have a wonderful day.

They seem pretty cool?

You have no idea what cool means.

Come on, let's go.

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What do you think they're planning? A bar brawl? An eating contest?

I hope it's not trivia night. My dad forgets things under pressure.

-Yeah, I doubt it's trivia. -

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Attention!

Court is now in session.

Oh, it's a trial? Phew!

Phew?

Blade, come on, look around. Is anyone gonna believe my dad's a pirate?

This'll be an open-and-shut case.

Uh, I-I mean, it seems pretty clear

your father knew this woman.

She probably raided his town or something.

He stood up against her in a moment of bravery and she's mad.

If anything, he's the hero of this story.

The judge'll clear everything up.

All rise

for the honorable Judge...

Forouzan!

What?

She's the judge?

Rules are rules.

Huh?

Ping, the Soul Reaper,

you are accused of breaking Pirate's Code 1647.

"Rules are rules"? Legal trials?

I would have raided this place 40 years ago

if I knew they were uptight hall monitors like...

-What are you doing here? -

-Ooh, uh... -

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Don't you ever die?

I was sent on a mission to arrest Luthera of Landreth,

so that's what I'll do.

Good luck getting her away from these hall monitors.

I spent a lot of time with Forouzan, and I know what the pirates value most.

The Pirate's Code. It's our only ticket off this island.

Well, it's not like they're gonna have it all written down somewhere for anyone to...

This place just keeps getting worse.

In the case of the Soul Reaper...

There is the matter of council for the defendant,

as per the Pirate's Code 637.

Yes, yes. Would anyone here wish to act as council on behalf of the...

Me.

I'll defend my father.

Come on. Come, help me.

-What? -You said you were a part of court.

Court like the Royal Court, not a legal trial.

Whatever. You're super fancy. People will take you seriously.

Fine.

Just relax, Dad. I'm gonna clear this up and get us outta here.

Uh, Po, there are some things I've been meaning to tell you.

The defense's opening argument, please.

Uh, hey. So...

Look everyone, you got the wrong guy.

My dad is a humble noodle shop owner.

-There's no way he's a pirate... -Show him the tattoo.