Dungeons of Ecstasy

Okay, milk and eggs.

All right, milk, eggs.

- Mm-hmm. - And what else, babe?

Oh, what if we get pasta?

Oh, we can make fettuccine Alfredo.

Yes.

Pasta.

Babe, please be careful.

Why, in case I fall?

Yes.

Whoops.

Yes, in case you fall

in love with me.

Well, Luke Cattaneo.

It's too late for that.

- I know. - Mmm.

Mmmm.

Groceries first.

You're not getting out it.

- But- - No, man.

Come on, mister.

You shouldn't dress like this and make a grocery list.

What if I get frozen grapes as a snack?

Is that really replacing ice cream

or am I getting kicked out again

at 2:00 a.m. to go get it for us?

Mm.

Babe, you have a little...

Luke!

Ow.

Who are you?

[PA Blue Team To ICU, Please.

Blue Team to ICU.

Hi, Emily.

How are you?

My...

Luke, where's my Luke, where's my Luke?

He should be

Ma'am, you've been in a severe accident, okay?

And multiple surgeries.

Please.

Where's my husband?

He should be right there.

He should be here.

He's...

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Is he dead?

No.

No. - Your husband's fine.

He's fine, okay?

He just left you something.

What?

What's going on?

Hey.

Divorce?

What?

What, no he wouldn't...

He wouldn't.

Code blue, code blue!

Welcome back, Emily.

My phone.

Give me my phone.

Give me my phone.

He wouldn't do this to me.

Luke.

Luke?

Hey, it's Luke.

Leave it at the beep.

Luke.

No, this isn't real.

This isn't...

You know, I love you, but seriously,

how do you feel about this?

Well, hmm,

the old Emily, the one whose husband vanished

and divorced her after a car crash,

well, she flat lined for three minutes anyway.

This Emily, she doesn't feel thing.

Nope, I'm single,

I can walk, and I've got a plane to catch.

I'm writing that travel piece, Boss Lady.

Thrilled?

Thrilled, terrified.

It's hard to tell the difference these days.

Yeah.

I am going to write,

but I'm also going to find him.

I deserve closure.

Hey, bellissima.

A beauty like you belongs in a beautiful place like this.

Mm.

Would you do us the honor of coming to feast?

Luke, is that you?

What fortress?

Oh, it's okay.

I'm American.

Oh, fantastic.

Do, do you know anything about a fortress?

Like, is is it a restaurant or bar or...

You look like a nice girl.

It's best to stay away.

Yes?

American girl.

You blew me off for the dungeon, huh?

I know what it is.

You do?

Mm-hmm.

Spicy, huh?

It's hard to get in though.

Why, is it, is it like invite only or something?

Do you know where it is?

Can you take me?

Sure, I'll tell you more,

but you've got to...

Huh.

American money is very good.

I'm not giving you money.

What about a kiss?

Bitch.

Okay, wow, this place is something else.

It's hard to get in, though.

Greasy asshole. At least he was good for one thing.

Well, so much for being exclusive.

That's a new recruit?

Looks like it,

but it's the off season and she hasn't been invited.

Mario, clean up the basement.

Dead body involving, or...

What do you think?

I'm sorry, Master.

I was just checking the feed.

Looks like a new recruit has shown up at the gate.

I'll handle it.

Good.

You know what to do.

Is anybody there?

Hello.

You scared me.

Where did you just...

Sorry.

Where is everybody?

I just- So, you snuck in.

Smart.

Well, I should say welcome to the dungeon.

I just, I didn't, I didn't actually sneak in.

I was, I was just looking for someone.

Okay.

Well, it doesn't matter why you are here.

What matters is you are,

but you should know bad things happen

to good girls who come uninvited.

Lucky for you, I like good girls

and I am feeling generous tonight.

What the fuck?

Did you just put a leash on me?

Call it insurance.

I'm gonna take you to the master now.

Maybe you'll become one of us soon.

What?

This is the woman who snuck in.

She has potential.

I'd like to give her a trial.

Why do you think I'm here?

Do it.

Don't waste my time.

- Let's go. - Get her out of here.

Wait.

She's not suited for the trials.

What?

Because she slapped you?

She doesn't belong here.

No, I would argue that that's exactly why she does.

I said no.

This is my dungeon.

Remember?

Yes, of course, Master.

And so you should know better than anyone

that rules are rules.

Did you just fucking lock me in?

She found us.

She's seen what's been going on here.

So if we don't put her through the trials, we'll have to...

Am I right, Mario?

It would be a shame to lose a pretty one like that.

Fine.

I'll conduct the trials.

You too, back to the office.

Go.

Open the damn...

What the hell, Luke?

So you really are here in some remote town

in fucking Italy right now, running a goddamn dungeon

of all things.

What, what is this?

What are these fucking trials?

What is this place, what?

No, fuck that.

Why did you leave me?

I almost died,