Suicide Squad Isekai (異世界スーサイド・スクワッド)

What the hell?

Beanstalk!

Who are those assholes?

Hey! Don't jump the gun...

Hey, dipshits.

You mess with the peace and you mess with me!

A bunch of uncouth clowns, I see.

Your lack of intelligence...

is evident not only from how you look, but how you act.

First a friggin' dragon

and now we've gotta deal with a witch and a mad scientist?

This place really has it all.

Oh?

So you know about me?

Nope, not a damn thing.

But what else could you be?

Anybody wearing that getup has to be a mad scientist.

Whatchu want?

Seems pretty obvious that you're another one of the Empire's flunkies.

You here to get even with us for your little rodent friend?

Rodent?

Ah, you must mean Ratcatcher.

I couldn't care less about a nobody like him.

Your fort has already fallen.

I don't see any point in us fighting each other here.

Why don't you cut the bullshit?

I'm gonna end you.

Ouch!

After seeing that guns won't work, you charge in with brute force.

Then follow it up with...

A surprise attack by a shape-shifter. How painfully obvious.

Beautiful, wouldn't you say?

Even the most incompetent clods

can become useful soldiers if you link their brains together.

Here he comes.

Open fire!

Stupid musclehead!

Nana!

Enough already! Stop!

Hey, finhead!

Let him have it, bro!

Take this!

What?

You hungry for another knuckle sandwich?

They just keep coming!

This is why I hate smarmy eggheads!

They're all talk 'cuz they can't do shit!

Oh? Are you sure you want to provoke me?

What now?

How could you do something so mean, Daddy?

Why did you let me die?

Guys! Snap out of it!

Well?

Still think I'm all talk and no action?

What are you doing?

Quit making them suffer.

I thought you liked to keep things classy.

Wise men such as I have a duty to educate and discipline the foolish.

Although...

I suppose it was also a wise man who once said

"There is no cure for stupidity."

Give up and walk away.

Then you can...

Don't act like you're the goddamn boss around here!

You're just another ass-kisser for the Empire!

It's a temporary alliance.

I don't care for A.R.G.U.S., but I don't like the Empire, either.

What?

You're doing their dirty work when you don't even like them?

Just moving from one scumbag to another, huh?

I hate people like you with a passion.

Whatever.

You know nothing about me!

What's the problem, honey?

You came all this way to a new world, didn'tcha?

Puddin'?

Get your act together, Harley.

Go out there and paint the town red.

It'd be a huge buzzkill if you died here.

Both for you... and me.

Hey, did you hear what I said?

Back off. Do it right now!

You want to get your head blown off or what?

Oh please, Mr. Flag.

You're only proving yourself to be another one of these idiots.

If that was even remotely possible

then you would have triggered all of our bombs

when we first got separated a few months back.

Actually, one could argue that now is even a better time to use it.

Am I wrong?

Look, my orders are to catch you alive if possible.

You wanna test me?

Seriously? You guys are still screwing around?

Very well, then. We've wiped out your fortress.

An average human like you is helpless at this point

even with a psychotic lady and shark man on your side.

So feel free to rack those brainless heads of yours.

It should prove entertaining, if nothing else.

So, what happened?

Hey.

This has to be a joke.

Are you and Nanaue really the only ones left?

They're all...

They're all dead!

You've totally nailed the lamenting sobs

but you've got the pose all wrong.

Eh?

A scene like this either calls for

a head in your lap or a hug, obviously.

How?

Divine intervention or whatever.

The bullets stopped for some reason.

The impact did knock me out, though.

Plus...

What happened?

You got shot. I thought you were dead for sure.

Hey!

Did you rig your gun or something?

Hell no.

I heard the news.

Talk about a miserable defeat.

Sorry. They outclassed all of us.

How does that work?

I thought having all those dirty weapons

made you guys practically invincible.

No wisecracks to reply with, huh?

Oh no! This is a disaster!

What's with those elves?

How does he lead them like that?

Such great power!

Not even our knights can use magic like that...

What are you panicking for?

Y-Your Majesty! Nobody here is panicking, I swear...

There is no denying that we lost our fort in this battle.

But what else did we lose?

Nothing but some lowly prisoners.

What is there to fuss about?

Well...

Yes, you're absolutely right.

If our knights had simply been in charge

of the fort from the very beginning

then this wouldn't have turned into such a mess.

So the blame for the loss of our fort

falls entirely on whoever let the prisoners out.

Right.

Hang them all.

Relying on those strange people was a mistake.

Please wait!

What?

Executing them won't do anything to improve our situation...

It will keep our military in line.

And it will send an important message once again to the populace

that we must protect the kingdom with our own hands.

Y-Yes, exactly!

These people were going around

claiming that their victory was all but assured!

That's right! And look at how badly they were defeated!

It's clear they're nothing but reckless and incompetent!

Where are they now?

They're being kept in the dungeon.

Execution?