Do Not Open

Why don't you accept that this is me now?

Absolutely not.

If I can't go, my friends will ostracize me.

Quit the drama.

Maybe it's okay.

She will be with her friends.

A group of teenage girls roaming

a drug-fueled musical sex romp isn't my idea of okay.

That isn't like you, darling.

This is me.

- No. - I have to go!

No!

Mom, please.

Listen to your dad.

I hate you!

So, what did the rulers say?

They said no.

Seriously?

You know Becca's gonna be pissed, right?

Yeah, I know.

Like, she's gonna find someone

else to replace you with.

I hope it's not Veronica.

Ugh, Veronica's so fake.

I know, but you know Becca.

She has to have all the right pieces for the puzzle.

I'm going to download the app.

Maybe I can keep this from her

until I figure out a way around my parents.

Yeah, we can figure something out.

You and me, we're in this together.

Hugs and love, darling.

Love you, babes.

I am glad you are here.

Always go for the head shot.

Come on, something's wrong with the WiFi.

Easy, killer.

My phone and tablet just turned off.

Well, turn them on.

See?

Easy peasy.

Easy what?

I just lost hours harvesting.

I'm sure you'll be fine.

Yeah, you'll be fine.

Let's go.

Nice of you to join us.

Time to go.

Just gonna say goodbye to Mom.

Yeah, I'm sure she'll hear you.

Hey, I'll see you later, okay?

What do you want from your life?

Do you have the strength to be the new you?

I think that you do,

and I know it doesn't feel like you can,

but I am here for you.

Together, the new you will be the authentic you.

Hello?

Hi.

Yes, hi.

I'm calling for Mrs. Doe.

I'm sorry, we're not interested.

Wait, please.

I'm calling because my daughter's in your son's class.

Kaitlyn?

I'm not sure if you know her.

Anyway, Kaitlin told me last night

that your son has been somewhat aggressive towards her.

Go left down bunker, then hit stairs.

I swear to fuckin' God if you frag yourself again

I go left down the stairs and

Fuckin' don't frag yourself.

God fuckin' damn it.

What the fuck, guys?

Sorry, Predator.

I'll cover him.

Copy.

Got him.

Great work, kiddo.

Red Team, go into the tunnels.

We've got this.

Yeah?

It's Predator.

Yeah?

You did a great fucking job, kiddo.

Thank you, Sir.

Your buddy sucks, though.

Yeah, I know.

Hello?

Hi.

Dinner's ready.

Don't you knock?

Dad's masturbating!

What? Gross!

Mm, that's a good sausage.

Now listen, you.

I need you to know something

so you don't get out of hand at dinner.

Amy is dating a colored boy she met at school.

Oo!

Goodnight nurse she's dating a darkie.

Welcome.

I'm glad you're here.

Shall we begin?

God fucking...

NT Games.

No devices at the table.

Hey, what did I say?

Let's eat.

So, how was everyone's day?

How was your day?

Something's wrong with the internet.

Something's wrong with my computer, too.

I had problems logging in today.

Well, I'm sure it's just a thing.

Just a thing?

I did a WAN test and a LAN test.

Both are way off.

Fine.

I'll call someone and see if they can take a look.

I found a website for this beautiful retreat an hour north.

They have a long weekend program,

private rooms on the lake, an individual counselor.

It's only a couple hours away.

Anything fun happen today?

Actually, yeah.

I aced my AP bio exam.

Nerd.

Philistine.

What?

What about you?

Anything fun happen today?

No.

Really?

I had a nice day.

Hello?

Hi, is this John?

Yes.

Hey, we don't know each other,

but we have a mutual friend, Mindy.

Yeah, I know Mindy.

I guess we all do.

Well, she mentioned that you're kind

of a genius when it comes to tech stuff

and I'm not sure if we need a genius,

but I really could use someone

who can take a look at our home network.

It's been weird the past day.

Weird, eh?

Weird how?

Well, this morning all of our devices needed a reboot

and now my son says that the LAN is in lag or something.

All right, here's what I think.

I can look into what's happening

and get back to you in a couple of days.

Thanks.

I don't think it's anything,

but it'll get my family off my back.

How much will it cost?

Oh, for a friend of Mindy?

200 bucks.

Wow, that's a little much.

Okay.

Great.

I just need your router IP and the login info

and we can get to work on a remote connection.

Well, do you really need that?

Or I can come by for 500 bucks.

Where were you earlier?

Earlier?

Yes, after school.

I was looking for you.

Oh, well I went for a walk with a friend.

A friend?

Yeah, from science class.

[Man Was it a boy?

What?

A boy?

Was it a boy that you went

Hey, have you seen the sheet

with all the router information?

No.

Yeah, it's in there under all that crap.

- Yeah, we were- - Oh, found it.

What were you talking about?

Were you serious about that retreat for Mom?

Hey, can I call you back in a few?

Thanks.

No, I wasn't.

You were.

No, I wasn't.

- Rita- - Yeah, I was.