Warkop DKI Reborn 3

You look like Milea.

Ouch!

Indro!

Can you lift me up?

Lift you up?

Sure.

One, two, three.

Where are you taking my daughter?

You got some nerve.

- Sorry, I didn't know, sir. - Are you okay?

You rascal.

How dare you?

I've got a story.

A doctor can guess a person's job just by listening to their heartbeat.

How?

Don't interrupt me, fool.

When they check with the stethoscope and hear a "thump-thump, thump-thump,"

they know that person is in the army.

They like to march.

Nice one, Ndro.

What if they hear a heartbeat that goes, "Cuckoo! Cuckoo!"

What kind of profession is that person in?

I don't know. I'm not a vet.

You shouldn't be surprised. Our friend here is from Java.

He plays with birds.

I know he's from Java.

How did you know?

- His feet are huge! - He never wears slippers.

What do you think? They're funny, aren't they?

Well, they are funny.

But we're undercover cops.

Why do we need to hire comedians?

And what profession were you in before?

Do you always need to bring up my past?

I'm fed up of that job.

Sewing clothes day and night.

Yet you never solved a single case since I recruited you three years ago.

And you're the one who recommended these kids to me.

The eagle is flying to its nest.

Our target is meeting with an international network.

Let's bring them down today.

Hey, tailor man.

Where's my coffee?

- Make it quick! - Yes.

Ow!

Just a little seasoning.

You're gonna love it.

It'll be refreshing.

Why's it salty?

Salty?

It's savory.

Drink up.

Hi, tailor man.

Could you please take this bowl away for me?

- Sure thing. - What are you looking for?

I'm looking for receipts, bro.

Maybe someone threw them away.

"Bro"? Take this bowl away!

No way you're a woman, not with that stiffy.

What are you doing? Are you snooping on me?

I'm just here to clean up your room, sir.

And what are you doing with a bowl of meatballs in your hand?

I thought maybe you'd be hungry for some meatballs.

Liar! Search this man.

They've moved to another room, sir.

What is this, a gun?

It's a toy gun, sir. Just a prop.

- Let me test it out on you then. - No, sir! No!

Karman!

Karman!

Karman!

Please don't die, Karman!

I never meant to hurt you!

I never meant to replace you with someone new, Karman!

Excuse me, sir?

Shouldn't you be kicking me instead of hugging me?

- Cut! - You're not Karman? Sorry.

Who is he? Where's security?

- Reporting, sir. - Who said that?

I did, sir.

You scared me!

There are two exits, sir. No suspicious vehicles at either of them.

Make yourself seen when you talk to me.

I could've mistaken you and shot you.

- You're lucky I don't have my gun. - Yes, sir!

- Don't shine it on me. I could get shot. - Sorry, sir.

Sir...

- You wanna die? - Sorry.

I bet there's another exit in here.

Darn it.

You work?

- What do you do? - I sell dental plaque.

- I speak in front of a mic. - So you're a snake oil salesman.

I'm an announcer.

You must get paid well.

- Up to ten. - Ten million?

No. I meant my salary lasts me up to ten days of the month.

Catch, Don.

Is that a mouth or a dolphin's snout?

Peanuts are easy.

I can even do durians.

Look, durians.

- Stop that. - This one's mine, Ndro.

Kas, Ndro!

Watch it, you double-door refrigerator!

Yeah, you boulder!

Whose wallet is this?

I think someone left this.

There's no ID in here.

I bet it belongs to that boulder.

I know this smell.

It's like shrimp paste.

You don't know that. Maybe she just ate some rice and gravy.

Gosh! It smells like the fish market urinal.

I say we return this wallet to her.

She might give us a reward for it.

How do you like that?

See you.

- Mrs. Inang. - Yes?

- How much for the oranges? - 25,000 a kilo.

That's expensive.

Make it 20,000, and I'll take 2 kilos.

Fine, here you go.

- Uncle. - Who are you calling uncle?

Do I look like your uncle? What do you want?

- We're looking for an address. - Which one?

- The shrimp paste factory. - Shrimp paste factory?

There's a fork in the road up ahead, just keep straight.

Don't go left.

The roads are a bit rocky. It's dangerous.

But the air is fresh 'cause there are a lot of trees.

After that, look for the downward path,

not the upward one.

How far is it?

I ripped my pants. I'm afraid it might get worse.

Take them to the tailor. You'll pass him on the way.

How much will it cost?

How should I know? I'm not Google.

- Mrs. Inang! - What's wrong?

It's too sour!

Stop complaining, and be happy you only got scammed for two kilos. Look.

They scammed me for two baskets. So shut it.

Go on.

She didn't have to yell at me. I bought them anyway.

But be careful.

- Careful of what? - There are fierce dogs ahead.

What's going on?

We're asking for directions, Don.

Thanks, man.

Let's go.

Hey, you guys don't need to worry.

This pangolin here will protect you from the dogs.

Hey, pangolin, go on, protect your friends.

Pangolin man...

TRINITA SHRIMP PASTE FACTORY

- There she is. - I can't find it. Where is it?

Why would anyone steal it? I'm not even rich.

What do I do now? Just look at this.

Look here.

The actual brand is

"Zakaria."

Yes, missy. I believe you.

See? You believe me now?

It says "Zakaria."

Pickpockets!

- They have my wallet! - She's accusing us?

- Rascals, they're the pickpockets. - Hurry.

Run! This way!

Hurry up!

Pickpockets!

Pickpockets! Pickpockets!

Hold these for me, ma'am.

Pickpockets! Pickpockets!

- What's that noise? - Pickpocket!

One, two, three, four, five...

Excuse me, bro.

Seven and eight. One, two...

I think that's him.

Hey, stop! Pickpocket!

Stop him! Pickpocket!

Pickpocket! Stop!

Don, how are you? Ndro, how are you?

- Stop! - Run.

Pickpockets! Stop!

Don, Kas, look!

- Let's jump. - What do you mean "jump"?

This water's full of floating turds!

You are beyond stupid, Don.

Who asked you to follow me?

It's better than getting lynched.

Right, Ndro?

Truly.

A truly stupid idea.

It was your idea.

Look.

Where are you guys going?

Hey, driver!

Come back! What are you doing?

Congratulations. You guys have passed my test.

- Open the door! - Help!