The first 200 lines.
Dude!
Dude!
Dude!
Shit. Fuck. Fuck.
You guys, keep it going on Saturday night!
Getting ready to launch from Elko, Nevada.
He's drawn the horse that every cowboy wants.
He goes by the name of Raw Meat.
Meat is a superstar in the arena...
On first, he should dominate this rodeo.
Let's get ready
to make some noise
for Mr. True Brandywine!
Go ahead and talk to him right now.
There's your champ. True Brandywine.
Good ride, kid. Real good ride.
Looks like we got ourselves a runaway!
Hey, buddy. You okay?
Chute's back this way. Go back over here.
It's okay, folks. It's okay.
It turns out his GPS was just busted.
Remember three words always.
"Never trust Siri."
You good?
Hey, man. You got a smoke?
Yes, sir, I do.
Nice ride, cowboy.
You looking to party?
No, man, I'm just looking to dim the lights a little.
You know what I mean?
Rang your bell a little too hard tonight, huh?
You know what I'm here for, so let's go.
- Take it easy. - Yeah.
There you go. 80 bucks.
Dude, what?
It is what it is. You can take it or leave it.
Or you can give me more, if you'd like.
Seventy.
Thank you.
Take it easy.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, you hang in there.
You hear?
Don't let them pull you off that horse.
- See that? - Yeah.
Can't fake eight seconds.
Realest thing you'll ever experience in your life.
- Ain't it? - Mm-hmm.
They'll try and take you down, but you know what I say?
Fuck them. You're not taking me down.
No, sir. You wait.
I can get a little money in my pocket.
Mm-hmm.
I'll get my saddle back.
My chaps. All my shit back.
You'll see. I'll see you out there.
All right, man.
Hey, ride right and make bank, baby. Come on!
Sir. Your PIN.
They'll call the number at the bottom
when your shower is ready.
What's up?
"Whose woods these are I think I know"
"His house Is in the village though"
"He will not see me stopping Here to watch his woods..."
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fucker.
Ow!
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Please get service.
Please fucking get service.
Fuck. Fuck.
Here we go, friends. The action is hot.
We're gonna keep it hot...
We're gonna go on down to chute number four here.
Here comes the past champion from Elko, Nevada.
Trying to get the high mark of the night,
but he's got his work cut out for him.
Tonight he draws Snakebite, the unridden horse.
I want you to ride with him.
I need everybody to feel the energy right now.
Here's True Brandywine.
That's True Brandywine.
He's still got it.
The next cowboy has been
hotter than a gravy train with biscuit wheels.
True Brandywine.
I know who you are, darling.
Not a win this time, but, between you and me,
you made the most out of your draw.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, no. I can't accept that.
There's a line.
Thank you very much.
- Can I take your tray? - Oh, yeah.
Here you go. Thank you. Thanks a lot.
Don't you want this?
No, you can toss it. It's fine. Thanks.
Can I have it?
Yeah. You can have it if you want.
Thank you.
Oh...
No, no, no. Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck.
24 and 30...
37 plus 24... 24 plus 6...
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. 30 miles.
Hey. Hey, sorry.
Oh, you're okay.
Fucking kidding me?
Hey, True.
Sir.
Your horse looks a little drawn up.
Yeah, I pushed pretty hard from Laramie,
but he'll be fine.
How's the truck running?
It's good. It's got that alternator issue still,
but it's good.
- Better get that fixed. - Yeah.
You're gonna run out of road if you don't.
Yeah, I know.
That's why I'm taking it into town tomorrow.
Well, go get washed up. Your mom can't wait to see you.
Fine.
Oh!
Hey, Ma.
- Oh, sweetheart. - Hi, Ma.
- I'm so glad you're home. - Me too.
- Let me do that wash for you. - No, I got it, Mom. I got it.
- Okay. - Caleb here? Caleb!
Don't yell in the house!
Boys, stop yelling in the house.
- And get off my bed. - That's what I just said.
Got anything for the fridge?
Oh.
I'm sorry.
- Okay. - I just forgot. Really.
- I know I usually do... - It's okay.
- But it's, like... - Oh, God.
- Of course I didn't forget. - You get me every time.
- It's just... - Oh, wow.
It was, you know... It's quick. Whatever.
It's not a reenactment, so don't worry.
You know, I, uh, came in fourth.
- On the weekend. - Wow.
- Yeah. Pulled a rank one. - Okay. Ah... No.
Spoil your dinner. Go wash up.
- It's bread, Mom. - Go wash up.
- Not gonna spoil my dinner. - Go. You know the rules.
- I love you. - I love you.
Look at you. Look who's home.
- Pew, pew, pew! - Hey, stop, stop, stop.
- Oh, that's too bad. - I'm doing homework, man.
- Game over. Homework? - Yeah, I am. It's called Zelda.
Zelda? Wow. First-class, grade A dork.
Hey, dork, yeah.
Learned from the best, that being you.
Hey, how many bucked you off? You lose track?
Been home for six seconds and you're already pissing me off.
That's, like, a record, dude.
- Congrats. - That's pretty normal for you.
That's typically how long you can stay on, right? Six seconds?
I will take you out there right now.
Yeah, no, no. That's
Sure, as much as I'd love to,
but I'm so busy right now,
- like, I can't. - Shut up.
You shut up.
How you doing, dude? You doing good?
Doing fine. Same old circus.
Dad's been kinda on edge. Listening to those PTSD tapes.
"Whose woods these are I think I know..."
Glad you're back.
Yeah, it feels good to be back.
I did piss in your bed, though.
Almanac says it's gonna be an Indian summer.
Mm-hmm.
That third cutting's gonna be pretty stemmy.
Yeah.
You got a birthday coming up.
I know what you're gonna say.
It's your last year if you're
- gonna enlist in the Marines. - Yep.
You wanna work for me for the rest of your life?
I don't think so.
You can learn a damn good trade in the Marines.
Mechanic, welding, heavy equipment.
They teach you. They will pay for it.
I... I know,
but I'm just trying to finish out the season right now.
It's going good. You know, I got a chance to make the finals.
Good. That's good.
Yeah. I just gotta hang on a few more times.
That's good, but you gotta think ahead.
Riding broncs didn't put the down payment on this place.
If you would have hung on for a little longer, it might have.
- That's a big if. - Yes, sir.
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