One More Chance (三个好人)

Singapore is a "con"-temporary city.

Either you con or you get conned.

But I'm still the best in the trade.

After all, I'm the managing director of two investment companies.

How else can I afford my house and car?

Dear!

- If I don't have gift of the gab - Hubby!

would I have such a stunning fianceé?

Look at her tummy. I'm responsible for it.

That's why I'm marrying her.

Today we're taking our wedding photos.

You look gorgeous today.

You should top it off with this.

I have something for you too.

I, Chin Wu Huang, take Teo Bee Poh as my wife today.

We're from Commercial Affairs Department.

You said you'd be back very soon.

I didn't expect the judge would sentence me

to ten years in prison either.

You must take care of yourself!

Name: Chin Wu Huang Nickname: Huang

Age: 33

Convicted of: Fraud

Sentence: Ten years

What are you trying to do?

I'm going to make a "cake".

What, haven't seen someone take a dump before?

Do you want to eat it?

Damn it! I can't do it with you staring at me!

Damn!

Name: Ong Beng Kwang

Nickname: Kwang Age: 40

Convicted of: Illegal gambling operations & vandalism

Sentence: Ten years

Excuse me.

This is my territory.

Feels damn good.

Newbie?

You're new here?

What's your name?

Chin Wu Huang.

- I'm Nam Nam. - Nam?

The one taking a dump is Kwang.

- Okay. - He's a loony.

He'd go on a violent spree in the middle of the night.

Okay... thank you.

- You must be careful! - Oh, yeah.

- Beware. - Okay.

Was that crazy woman bitching about me?

No!

Be warned, you'd better wear two pairs of shorts tonight.

Why?

He has a "microphone" fetish.

What are you doing?

Don't be scared.

We're going to live together for so long.

I can help you satisfy your needs.

I don't have any needs.

Y-You don't, but I do!

Give me a kiss.

I'm going to wallop you!

I like violence!

You can hit me while I kiss you.

Help! Help me! Help...!

Stop making a din!

We'll be punished if Ma'am hears us!

I was just pulling your leg!

I don't like men!

I told you. He's not into this.

My toilet paper.

Can't I pay you back later?

It's your fault that I lost the bet!

Did you wash your hands after you took a dump?

Watch your words! I'm all for hygiene.

I always wash my hands after taking a dump

but not always after taking a piss though.

I used to be the one duping people outside.

Little did I expect that I became the victim on my first day in here.

There are all kinds of people here.

I have such a long way to go.

How am I going to live through it?

Sis.

We're going to stay here for so long.

If you're horny

I can give it to you now! Come!

Help! I was just joking! Just joking!

Fat hope, I was just joking!

Have you run out of new ideas?

He's a regular here. To him, the prison is like a hotel.

Bugger, you were just released last month.

Why are you back again?

Just my luck.

I met a scatterbrained cab driver

who laid his keys around, so I tried my luck.

I didn't expect a silly-looking man like him

would have nice house.

He had cable TV so I could watch soccer matches.

Most importantly, there are tons to eat

and lots of money to pocket.

I was about to go but his toilet looked inviting

so I took a dump and a shower.

Unfortunately...

That's my story.

How unlucky can you get.

Look, I'm Hwee.

Name: Goh Chun Hwee

Nickname: Hwee Age: 40

Convicted of: Repetitive housebreaking

Sentence: Two years

Brother Hwee.

The worst experience of prison life

is when your loved ones visit you for the first time.

The pain is heart-wrenching.

Come nearer.

Let me look at her.

She's so adorable.

Everyone says she looks like you.

She was only 3.1kg at birth

now she's 6kg.

Sit...

Honey.

It's been hard on you.

Don't worry. I'll take good care of her.

I'm sorry.

I want to hold you but I can't.

You must be a good girl.

It's hard on Mummy to take care of you alone.

Does she have a name yet?

Not yet. I'm waiting for you to name her.

Xiaowei. Call her Xiaowei.

Xiaowei?

Beautiful name.

- Xiaowei. - Xiaowei.

How are you?

Good! The government treats us well.

We enjoy good welfare here.

There's food to eat, a place to stay and work for us to do.

And we can even take classes to upgrade ourselves.

We always have three dishes, a bowl of soup and a banana.

The only downside is...

What?

There is no room service

and we can't check out as and when we like.

Is there anyone wooing you?

No!

It's all right if there is.

Anyway, we're not officially married.

Xiaowei and I will wait for you.

It's okay if you have suitors.

Just don't lie to me

otherwise I may go crazy.

How did it go?

Was it "glass" or "mirror"?

What's that?

"Glass" means you kissed, separated by glass.

Right. "Mirror" is this.

Come, let's demonstrate. Come.

Honey, you must wait for me.

I will. I'll definitely wait for you.

Okay! That's so mawkish. You're making me puke!

I'll show you something.

My daughter at six months old. She's a looker, eh?

She has double eyelids, you don't.

She has a button nose, you don't.

Her face is round, yours is oval.

Are you sure she's your child?

If not? Yours?

You're crazy.

She's so adorable. Can I be her godfather?

- Count me in! - You too?

That'll make her "daughter of bandits".

Hey! I dare you to say that again.

- It's a joke. - A joke?

Men are bound to get off track in life at some point.

That's not the worst.

What's worse is not knowing how to get back on track.

If I can start anew

I'd choose the righteous path

I see it so clearly now

The lament of losing freedom

If I can start anew

I won't want a sorry fate

I'm not without regrets

Freedom has a lesson to offer

Looking through the iron bar

Ponder over and think far

Looking through the iron bar

I realise how much time was lost

Question yourself about the reason for this

The only hope now

Is to leave this regretful place

Casinos are Always the Winners

- Hey! Look! - What?

The government is going to build a casino.

They've run out of ideas.

Doesn't the government discourage gambling?

Gambling dens always get raided.

They're building their own casino soon.

That's why they must kill off their competitors.

I know. It's called "monopoly".