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Ouch! Damn dog!

Pirata! What the hell! I'll get you!

-Oh, Little Pirata. -I told you, it's his chair.

Seriously, Daiane. Dogs have preferred seating now?

-You'd understand it if you had one. -No way.

AWAITING PARTICIPANT

Good morning. Douglas?

Hi, Eulália!

How are you?

You looked younger on your LinkedIn profile.

I am young.

I've just lived a full life.

Didn't you say

you needed an experienced agent?

Yes, someone who can take care of a very demanding client.

-Are you in shape? -Eulália?

I've taken care of the worst and weirdest artists in the country.

I've taken care of corrupt politicians, problematic athletes,

and even cancelled influencers.

I'm an artist when it comes to dealing with artists, you know?

How about when you blew up at Anitta's fans?

Fans are crazy, you know.

Get out! I don't want anyone here!

You guys are crazy! Get out!

She thinks the same about you.

Stop it, DaLuz! You're fired!

You're incompetent!

You know how Anitta is.

It says here

that your last job was last year.

Are you on a sabbatical?

Yeah, tell us all about it.

You know, girl, I was on a sabbatical.

Actually, I was recycling my skills.

I wasn't idle the whole time.

I went to calm therapy, I also did

passive regression...

I did screaming hypnotherapy.

I did hate yoga as well...

Mouth to mouth on bags, which is new.

But I'm back on track now and good to go already.

Can you start tomorrow at 8 o'clock?

Of course!

I'll be ready at six!

I'll text you more details on the talent.

Who is the talent?

MEETING ENDED

Listen to me, I won't pick you up at the hospital

or the police station again!

Do you mean you want to support your ex-husband forever?

Don't push it.

The great celebrity tamer!

The enchanter of stars!

The coach of artists.

Douglas DaLuz

is back in the game!

And you said Anitta overdoes it.

Who's coming to daddy?

A former reality show star? I hope so!

Is it the Eyebrow Empress? That crazy lady is trending right now.

It must be someone big like me.

Let me see it.

Oh, I can't believe it, man!

-No. -Yeah.

It's very funny. No way!

Really, in my situation... I need it!

I need this, but there's no way!

Will you live with him forever?

I managed celebrities from TV, sports, the Internet.

A dog sitter? For the love of God!

I despise dogs, now I have to take care of one?

It's like asking Batman to be a traffic guard.

No!

I'm the best!

A celebrity pet sitter? Never! No way!

I'm Douglas DaLuz!

You have an interesting nickname.

That's what everybody calls me in showbiz.

I've managed some big names.

I'm used to managing...

real people.

FUNNY LITTLE STORIES

LOVE IN THE TIME OF PET

This is Douglas DaLuz, your new sitter.

He'll get you ready for Rio Pet Week.

Okay, my love?

He'll take you to pet therapy,

physical therapy, hydrotherapy, dentist, nutritionist,

and personal trainer.

He'll also feed you, bathe you, and brush your teeth.

Take you to the bathroom...

-Must I... -Take her to the bathroom?

-Talk like that? -Yes, if you want her to obey you.

Obviously. Certainly.

Who's the gold mine who does everything mommy says?

Who is it? Come down.

Sit. Paw.

Lie down.

Where's your big tummy?

Up again!

How about that big smile that is worth a million dollars?

Big smile? If she were mine, she'd be in college.

I sent you a link to her pet calendar.

I know it seems like a lot, but Rio Pet Week is a busy week.

She must be ready.

No problem, I've been to a lot of fashion weeks with people.

For real.

Dogs and people aren't the same.

That's what I always tell Daiane, my ex-wife.

She treats Pirata as if he were human...

And we'll wrap up the show with a surprise choreography.

You must practice with her.

Who's the Rio Pet Week star? Who is it?

Turn around.

Turn.

Turn and bow.

Lie down!

Yay!

I'm not sure you're up for it.

Eulália, I'm not just good. I'm excellent.

It'll be easy peasy.

Lemon squeezy. It'll be...

A piece of cake.

Hurry up, she's late for training already.

Come, little thing.

Dog.

Are you tired, Paçocuxa? Tired already?

I wonder why.

Come on, Naldo!

No time to be tired. She's working. Let's get to it.

Let's get her moving. Come on, Paçoca!

Don't get soft on me!

Let me take care of it.

Come on, no time to relax. There's lots of work to do.

Come on, Paçoca. Come. Come, Paçoca!

Ramp!

Go! Move!

Move! Oh, my God...

No. Give me that.

Don't pick it up!

Roll over! Like this, look. That's it!

Please! Pretty please!

Please!

What? No! Absolutely not.

No, enough playing around!

You must do things right.

What happened? What did you do? Why is she crying?

We have cameras here!

Everything's okay! We were just playing.

She's great. Aren't you, Paçoquinha?

Cynical.

She's so adorable.

Yes, I know.

No.

I know, I've heard.

I know.

Yes, I know you're the glue holding everything together.

It can't be easy...

Perhaps you need a vacation.

What is it? Is something wrong?

No, nothing.

All good. Talking to animals is totally normal.

She's a patient like anyone else.

She needs my help.

Sorry, doctor.

With all due respect, I don't mean to pry,

but this dog's life is all about fame, money, followers.

She's all booked through Christmas.

Going on vacation? Maybe only after next year's Rio Pet Week.

If she makes it to Rio Pet Week.

You're overreacting, because this dog...

She's relaxed.

This morning, she was a beast, working as hard as ever.

You won't make it to 50 working like that.

As for Paçoca, I can assure you,

she won't make it to ten.

-Dai, how do you see me at 50? -Old.

-I'm serious. -So am I.

-Besides being old. -That's why you called me?

-Yes. -We're done then. Bye.

Let's go.

It's great. Awesome.

Step away.

Go, Paçoca.

I need you to get the drum stick.

Paw on the drum stick.

Pick up the drum stick...

Isn't this dog super obedient? What happened?

Come on, Paçoca. Let's go.

Get the stick.

Show me your paw.

Pick it up... Who hired this stupid bitch?

Half-witted animal! Lazy! No photo shoot.

Wow, the star is back. Let's do this, Paçoca.

There you go. I want to see hate!

I want hate, anger!

Nobody likes you, Paçoca!

Nobody likes you. You're ugly.

Ugly! Horrendous!

Horrendous and annoying!