Snake Manor

Mr. Ziegler?

I haven't got all day.

I got other deliveries to make.

Sorry to keep you waiting,

Mr. Ziegler's on a business call. You can come on up.

Mr. Ziegler, your delivery's here.

Vincent, I already told you

I want Jack Mainwaring gone, vetoed out of this company.

What do you mean it's not that simple?

I pay you to simplify things.

If his desk is not cleared by the end of the day,

you'll be standing in the unemployment line.

And yes, that does mean end to pension and medical benefits.

No one screws with Carlton Ziegler.

You're excused, Summer, thank you.

Open it up.

There's the issue of payment.

This is a very difficult creature to get.

I'll have it wired within the hour.

Be sure to keep this thing contained.

It's not an ordinary pet.

This one really is a son of a bitch.

Ugh. None of these clothes look right.

I need to go shopping.

- Mrs. Ziegler. - Mm?

What about this?

You have got to be kidding me.

I think it's hideous. Throw it out.

Oh, on the other hand, it might look fine on you.

I just thought maybe they

I do not pay you to think,

and I certainly don't pay you for your fashion sense.

So why don't you go and make yourself useful

and clean something, bye-bye.

You are wearing that?

Don't you know the Italians are fashionistas?

You'll stick out like a sore thumb.

I don't remember asking you for fashion advice.

Well, you should take fashion advice from somebody.

Your father told me

that you won't be joining us in Europe.

Can't tell you my disappointment.

I'm sure, Pam.

I really wish you would stop calling me that.

I've been married to your father for over a year now.

Why don't you call me Mom?

When Atlanta freezes over.

Well, you've gotta call me something.

Oh, I'm sure I'll think of something to call you.

Oh my God.

What do you think, princess?

It's disgusting, Daddy.

Why couldn't you just buy another Porsche

like every other CEO having a midlife crisis?

Oh, this is so much better.

You don't get this adrenaline rush from a Porsche.

This exotic monster shows status.

I had it imported from Bolivia.

It's a completely unknown species.

This in my captivity, separates the boys from the men.

Sounds like vanity to me, Daddy. What?

Penthouse in New York and beach properties in Malibu

not enough for you?

This completes the room.

What if this thing gets loose?

That's impossible.

The tank is hooked up to the whole security system.

Well, I'm glad you're happy with your latest toy.

Just keep it away from me.

I was wondering if I could have

a little extra spending money

while you and Pam are in Europe.

So the $1,000 is not enough for the next two weeks?

Well, Daddy, you've brought me up so well,

I guess I have acquired expensive tastes.

I'm sorry, Annie, but you're gonna have to learn

that you can't always get what you want.

You have to earn it.

You're telling me Pam earns those monthly spending sprees

on Rodeo Drive for her girls trips?

She's my wife. She can have whatever she wants.

You on the other hand, have to work for it.

If you'd like to join me and your stepmother in Italy,

you got less than an hour to pack your bags.

Two weeks with you and that succubus?

No thanks, Daddy.

Suit yourself.

Carlton, I hope you have your credit cards at the ready.

I'm in need of an entire new wardrobe.

Anything for you, dear.

Okay, Summer, take my bags to the car.

Yes, Mrs. Ziegler.

Let's go.

Annie, make sure if you go out, you lock up.

Daddy, I know how it works.

Have you got the code?

It's written down somewhere.

Look, I don't wanna come home and have this place

Got it.

Take care of everything, okay?

Just go. You're gonna miss your flight.

- No parties, okay? - You can trust me, Daddy.

Have a great vacation.

See you two weeks, princess.

Carlton, hurry the fuck up.

Safe travels.

Let's go.

It looks like we're connected. They must have just left.

All right, Casey,

Not now. Kyle,

Are you sure about this, Jenna?

Well, don't chicken out on me now, Trevor.

We've had this planned for weeks.

Just don't feel right

about breaking into your own dad's place.

Why? It's not like they're using the place.

Besides certainly beats having a couch shirt.

Look, he's happy to kick me out

and leave me living on the streets.

I think it's more than fair that I take whatever I need

besides, they can afford it.

That's my girl. Got it all planned out.

That rich asshole isn't gonna know what hit him.

I just don't wanna get caught.

We won't, look, my mom said

they're taking my sister to Italy for like two weeks

while they're gone, free vacation for us.

Free food, free lodging.

Let's just be out before they get back.

We're in, right into the security system.

We saw on the monitor.

So how long is this gonna take?

You mean to break into a state-of-the-art security system?

Luckily, I know Dad's pass codes 2621 and 1982

when San Francisco defeated Cincinnati at the Super Bowl.

All right, let's move.

What the fuck are you doing here?

Your father paid me till the end of the week.

Well, it's your lucky day. You're relieved of duty, go.

With all due respect, miss Annie,

your father's the one who's in charge,

and I take orders from him.

And who do you think my father takes orders from?

You're the housekeeper, Summer.

If I tell him you haven't been very nice to me,

you'll be out of here more quickly than you can blink.

Have it your way, Miss Annie.

I always do.

Couldn't we park a little closer?

Yeah, let's park in my father's driveway in plain sight.

Sure thing, boss.

Can't you just give it a rest?

Give it up, lover boy, she's taken.

Why'd you have to be such a jerk?

Kyle would kick your skinny ass.

Besides, she's not interested in a guy like you.

Only what you could do for her.

A guy like me?

Yeah, you know, sensitive, pathetic, desperate.

Annie? I left my phone.

Where the hell is it?

Annie! Help, Annie!

Help! Annie!

Great. Nobody's home.

What if your stepmom stayed behind?

Trevor, enough.

Pam would never miss a free trip to Europe.

She'd never miss a free trip to anywhere.

I am sorry. I has never done this before.

Relax, if we run into any trouble,

I got us covered.

Are you crazy? Get rid of that.

It's for protection.

From an empty house?

I'm not taking any chances.

Look, I don't wanna add armed robbery