Cheers

cheers is filmed before a live studio audience.

Gents, uh, mind my corona with lime, will you?

I've got to see a man about an equine.

There goes one elegant guy.

Yeah. Nothing says class.

Like a chunk of fruit floating in your beer, huh?

Oh, come on, norm. It's, uh, yuppie nouveau.

To, uh, have a little fruit floating in your beer.

Call me old-Fashioned, cliff,

But the only thing I like floatin' in beer.

Is my liver.

You know, it's quite remarkable.

To float somethin' as heavy as a wedge of lime,

Beer must have, uh, quite a high buoyancy factor.

So do your loafers.

You think, uh, an olive could float in beer?

Yeah, only one way to find out, my friend.

Well, guess it doesn't.

But, you know, I think maybe an orange rind,

Being of the citrus family,

And a close cousin of the lime,

Just might float.

Ah! Your hypothesis has been proven correct, dr. Peterson.

Thank you very much, nurse clavin.

I always wondered if a lit match would float in beer.

You always, uh, wondered that, huh, wood?

All right, wood row.

Not only does it float, it smells like heaven.

I got one. How about his car keys?

oh, good.

Here he comes.

Ah, now I've room enough for you, my friend.

Boy, that lime really adds something.

So, this is your apartment, huh?

Yes, sam, you've been here before.

Yeah, but never after our first date.

You gonna invite me in?

I don't know, should I?

I don't know, should you?

You're askin' the wrong person.

I haven't had a date here since 1986.

I definitely think you should invite me in.

All right, come in. But it's just for a cup of coffee.

Ok.

You know, I'm still amazed.

That you agreed to go out with me.

What was it that broke you down?

My charm, my hot looks,

Pity?

That last thing.

My coffee maker's on the blink. Is, uh, instant ok?

Sure, sure.

Ok if I turn on the radio?

Sure.

are your lips cracked, dry, and bleeding?

Do you have scaly, red patches in your facial...

You know, I was...

I'm all out of instant.

I don't suppose you'd be in the mood for a little hot tang.

Why don't we, uh...

why don't we just skip the beverage part.

And maybe dance?

Sam.

Oh, come on.

Dancing's permitted on the first date.

All right, but just dancing.

Ok.

Are we still just dancing?

Yes, ma'am.

Magic song, huh?

Mmm-Hmm.

I'm glad it's not the righteous brothers.

I never did stand a chance against them.

Did you plan that?

Oh, right, right. I made a lot of tips this week,

And went out and bought a radio station.

W.S.A.M.

Are we still just dancing?

In most countries, yes.

Why is your neck so hot?

Because somebody's breathing on it.

You know, it's been so long, I thought I'd forgotten.

I guess it's kind of like riding a bicycle.

If you think it's like riding a bicycle, it has been a long time.

Oh, sam,

Don't.

Stop it.

Ok.

I said, "don't stop."

Look at you.

oh, sam, yes, yes.

Yes!

No!

Oh, thank god.

It was just a dream.

It's just a dream, beck-Beck.

It's just a dream.

Good morning, boss.

You shut your fat face right now.

I was just gonna tell you,

If you want me, I'm out fixing the window.

I don't want you, I don't want you at all.

Oh, somebody got up on the wrong side of bed.

Don't you use the word "bed" with me.

I forbid you to use the word "bed."

Sorry.

You make me sick.

Last time I buy aftershave at a gas station.

Carla, come here.

Does this make you sick?

Yeah.

But only 'cause you waited till after I was married to do it.

Does my aftershave make you sick?

Oh. Yeah.

W-Well, somebody should have said something.

Frasier, don't use your gold card.

I exceeded the limit this morning buying biodegradable diapers.

They're not cheap, they're not pretty,

But they'll disintegrate within 50 years.

She loves her earth.

And look at these marvelous toys I bought today.

Oh, our child will love these.

I'm sure he can't wait to be born.

Monochromatic, high contrast.

What, they run out of colors?

Oh, no, woody, you see, tests have proven.

That simple black and white geometric designs.

Stimulate the young infant's mind to a remarkable degree.

Oh, I don't know, I was raised on pink and blue,

And look how I turned out.

In your face, doc.

The evidence at hand notwithstanding,

Current child development experts agree.

That infants respond with great excitement.

To toys like these. Mmm-Hmm.

Whoo, yeah. They say,

"Whoo, this stuff cost a fortune. My parents must be rich."

Well, come, Lilith. We're off to lunch.

Besides, the boys here have to get back to.

That mind-Expanding and all-Important,

Tastes great-Less filling debate.

Yeah, so where... Where did we end up?

Well, I think it was, uh, tastes great.

No, it was less filling.

No, tastes great.

Less filling. Tastes great.

Oh, Frasier, Lilith, excuse me.

I know you're probably on your way somewhere,

Yes, we are. But when aren't we?

It's just that I just have this really bad problem.

It's getting so bad that I can't even sleep at night.

Well, I'm sorry, Rebecca. We do have this important lunch.

You see, I've been having these erotic dreams.

Well, lunch be damned. Our friend is in need.

What about Russell and pam?

Oh, hang Russell and pam.

They just want to weasel some free psychological advice out of us anyway.

So, Rebecca, go on about your dreams.

Well, I guess you could say that the main problem.

Is that this guy, who's...

oh, I don't know, I guess you could say he's starring.

In these dreams,

Is somebody that I definitely should not be dreaming about.

Ah.

Because even though he's a sexy and successful doctor,

He's also happily married and about to be a father.

There is no fruit so sweet as that which is forbidden.

Frasier, stop before you embarrass yourself further.

What?

Darling, you're the love of my life,

But even I don't have erotic dreams about you.

So who is it? Mel Gibson? Harrison ford?