Danger Force

Mika!

Stop making everyone so sad.

You know how I feel about playing

bittersweet notes of unfulfilled longing

on school grounds.

That's not why they're sad.

They're crying because they stopped making Choco Crocos.

Choco Crocos?

The chocolate covered crocodile crackers

that were woven deeply into the fabric of our lives?

The same.

We just have to carry on, children.

Big smiles, girls.

We mustn't let them see us cry.

I'll be in my office doing principally things.

Don't look at me!

Psst, hey!

- Miles? - Check it!

Are these Choco Crocos?

Shh!

That's the last bag in all of Swellview.

And my boy Bose found them.

Aw, and you wanted to share with us?

Of course!

But we didn't expect you to house the whole bag.

Mm, sorry.

Oh, there's only two left!

- I'm gonna need those back. - What?

No! No, you're not getting them.

- I finish them. - I'm the one that found them.

- Who's the blonde? - Don't know.

Must be a new kid.

Somebody should tell him about the concrete banana.

Ugh, Jiminy Willickers!

Yow, yow, yow, yow!

You okay, kid?

Uh, yeah.

Great way to start my first day at a new school.

What is that thing?

We call it the concrete banana.

Legend has it, the people who built the school

dropped a banana in wet concrete

and were just too lazy to pick it up.

It's not a great legend.

But it's ours.

Maybe someone should put up a sign.

They did.

Are you sure this is your first day?

You look familiar.

Yep, Buddy Fudgers at your service.

Buddy, you forgot your lunch.

That's my mom.

Watch out for the banana!

Oh, thank you, young man.

Yes, thanks for saving my mom, ma'ams and sirs.

She's the most important woman in the whole wide world to me.

Aw, Buddy.

- That kid's weird. - Yeah.

Why is it weird to love your mom?

Yeah, what's so bad about having feelings?

Uh, one, feelings are gross. Two...

I know why that kid looked familiar!

He's Lil Dynomite.

You're right.

The superhero kid from Neighborville

that Ray hired to make us jealous?

Yes!

The one that went on a mission with us,

walked into a nuclear reactor, and got melty bones?

Yes!

The one that swore vengeance upon Captain Man

and said he was gonna destroy him someday?

Miles, stop recapping.

But yes.

I don't think that's him.

Lil Dynomite was "lil."

That kid's big.

You seriously agree with Bose?

Bosey knew where to find the last bag of Choco Crocos.

Maybe he's right about this.

Yeah, I told you that was my lucky dumpster.

I'm telling you, that new kid is Lil Dynomite.

Agreed.

In fact, I think we should make

a bet with these two bozos.

- Huh. - There's only one Bose, me.

In.

You got one week to prove that that kid is Lil Dynomite

or Bose and I get the last two Choco Crocos on Earth.

- You're on. - Bet.

A simple oral agreement will do.

Mustn't let them see us cry.

Lil Dynomite, super kid from Neighborville?

Doesn't ring a bell.

Talks like he's from the '50s?

Nope.

Tried to destroy you?

A lot of people try to destroy me.

Schwoz, hurry up. It's almost 9:45.

Oh, when your daily coal fire bath is.

You're in danger!

Lil Dynomite swore vengeance on you,

and now he's moved to Swellview.

New kid is not Lil Dynomite.

Yes, he is!

We have a bet going.

Is it Choco Croco related?

Winner gets the last two on Earth.

The stakes couldn't be higher.

Hey, can I get in on this?

Help us confirm it's not him...

It's him.

And we'll give you a million dollars.

- Huh? - Pass.

We give you the crumbs left over in the Choco Croco bag.

Ooh, Daddy like.

Both: Ew!

Now, what's Daddy got to do?

We need you to get inside Lil Dynomite's house

and do some snooping.

Think you can score a date with his mom?

Oh, gee, let me think.

- Pretty sure this guy... - I don't know.

How would I even go about doing that?

This guy right here, this singular guy right here...

Turn on the little brain upstairs.

This guy, this guy...

Both: I think I can get a date with that kid's mom.

I say, I can get a date with that kid's mom.

What do you mean, no?

I mean no.

I don't want to go on a date with you.

- Ooh. - Ouch.

- That hurts. - This guy.

I'm reading a first edition copy of "The Iliad."

Uh, "The Iliad" was first written down

about 3,000 years ago.

That book is younger than you.

Ow!

I'm wearing this stupid getup, aren't I?

I'm into guys that are more casual,

you know, jeans, Hawaiian shirts, muscles.

Why did you wear that boring stuff?

Because I wanted to impress you.

Oh, you want to impress me, huh?

Come to my HotFit class and do a hundred speed rope cycles

wearing a weighted vest.

- You do HotFit? - Every day.

Right before I hit the batting cages.

Then I stop by Stab-N-Go and dream about the day

I can buy the 13th...

both: Century imperial Japanese katana made

by the master craftsman known only as Dave?

You want to go to HotFit and get all sweaty?

Oh, you bet-y.

A dimey that rhymeys.

Oh, my.

- Ugh! - Ew, I'm gonna be sick.

That guy.

It all just kind of happened.

You get all that?

We look amazing.

You've been posing for hours.

That's right, keep walking, Schwoz.

Keep walking.

Hello?

Ray? Where you at?

We want to know how your date went.

What's wrong with you?

I know I always said I'd never fall in love.

I always assumed that in the palatial bathroom of my heart,

there was only room for the one toilet.

What?

But now,

now I see that there's room for two toilets.

I don't follow?

- I'm in love with Credenza. - Oh.

Ew.

Why are there two toilets in one bathroom?

You'll know one day, my son.

Okay, I'm glad you found your love toilets or whatever.

Thank you so much.

But did you flush out any information about her son?

Yeah, is he Lil Dynomite?

- I don't know. - Ugh!

I do know my first date with Credenza

was big-time dynamite.

Ah, we had such a great workout.

We had our first fight.

We made up.

We discussed children's names...

Bailey, Kayleigh, and of course, Dave.

We had our first accidental farts in front of each other.

And then she invited me to her house tonight

to meet the man who I accept will always be

number one in Credenza's life.

Channing Tatum.

Her son.

Her son is Channing Tatum?

Her son is Buddy Fudgers.