Danger Force

Previously, on "Danger Force"...

Ow!

My niece and nephew

are in Danger Force?

You two kidnapped a cop?

Do your parents know what you kids do?

They have no idea, ma'am.

Well, how stupid can they be?

Have you ever actually built a memory wiper before?

Huh. I don't remember.

- Aah! - He didn't built you

a memory wiper... He built you a truth ray.

It's time these Danger Force kids tell the truth.

- My real name is M... - My real name is C...

My real name is B...

So I guess this means...

You're out of Danger Force!

Wow. I really thought we were gonna get out of this.

It's been 90 days,

and there's still no sign of Danger Force.

Disappeared without a trace.

Rumors of their demise.

Captain Man appeals

for calm amidst rioting.

Where did they go?

What happened to Danger Force?

What happened to Danger Force?

What happened to Danger Force?

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The Cell survives.

Long live the Cell.

He is coming.

Truly, he is coming.

Number 20, have you hacked

into the Man's Nest Network yet?

I'm sorry, Number One.

Their network has a quantum encryption,

but I will crack it.

Hurry. Captain Man will gather them

to the Man's Nest soon, and when he does,

we will strike.

- Are you sure he'll... - Yes.

We have been tracking who Captain Man is tracking.

Have faith, Number 20.

He is coming.

Truly, he is coming.

The Cell survives.

Long live the Cell.

Another great song by the Sinister Quartet.

And speaking of quartets, Danger Force is still

nowhere to be seen, but Captain Man continues

to insist he has a great plan to get the team back together.

I say, I say, uh, from what I gather

from talking to the headmaster of SwAG...

Who, by the way, is an absolute stud of a muffin, mm!

That handsome devil tells me

that your young'uns are quite gifted.

Ray...

Yes, I do believe that is

the brawny-built billy's name.

Now, listen here.

I'd like to offer Mika, uh, Miles, Chapa,

and even little old Bosey a free education

at my live-in, dormitory-style,

overnight pre-college school for gifted teens.

Ray, this is your third character this week.

And none of us are buying what you're selling.

Come on, Bose's mom was thinking about it.

Oh, I wasn't thinking about anything.

Goodbye, Ray.

Uh, uh, c-can I talk to the dads, please?

Dads are stupid. They'll fall for anything,

like "golf is a sport."

Their dads don't even know they were in Danger Force.

Like I said, stupid.

And they're gonna stay that way.

- We're hanging up now. - Hey, listen!

Your kids are superheroes, whether you like it or not,

and they're better off with me than they are on their own.

All: Goodbye, Ray.

You know what? You three used to be cool.

I'm disappointed.

Calm down, buddy!

I don't want to calm down.

I want to get Danger Force back!

I'm worried about them, Schwoz.

Who knows how they're gonna turn out without me?

They're doing fine.

Bose is a baby goat herder.

Are you kidding me?

No. He speaks fluent goat.

See, now that doesn't sound too okay to me.

And didn't you tell me that Miles started a cult?

Ah-ah-ah-ah. Miles and his followers

don't use the C-word.

They prefer to think of themselves as a...

Community of like-minded individuals.

All: Yes, Master Miles.

A community of like-minded individuals.

That's right.

All: Yes, Master Miles.

That's right.

Your path has led you to me.

All: Yes, Master Miles.

Our path has led us to you.

Where I... guess you'll just repeat whatever I say.

All: Where youguess

we'll just repeat whatever you say.

That's just a cult.

And no, I don't need your help with this.

You got it, bro.

I'm pretty sure Mika's still fighting crime,

because, ha... Mika.

Yeah, that checks out.

Night-night, Mama.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God!

Going somewhere?

How did you get there?

That's none of your business.

Now back in bed!

Try it again and see where else I pop up.

Night, honey.

Night-night, Mama.

What about Chapa, she doing anything cool?

Chapa got arrested, like, 20 times.

Oh, wow. That is cool.

Yeah, it's sick, but if no one is there

to guide her to the good,

she naturally goes to the bad.

See, that's what I'm talking about.

These kids are way better off together than they are apart.

Do you need me to get you apart from those cables?

Sick wordplay, but no.

Okay, bro.

Namaste.

What the heck?

Getting to be ri-ding-dang-diculous!

And if I don't get those quarterly reports,

you're all going to have an annual problem.

Honey, can you please business more quietly?

I'm trying to Dad nap.

I've got 50 million things to do today.

Can you nap in our bedroom?

That's just for nighttime sleep.

Gah!

I can't take this.

I'ma dip.

Zàijiàn.

All: Zàijiàn.

Uh, no.

No zàijiàn-ing, young lady,

because every time you leave the house,

you commit a crime.

You don't like it when I fight crimes.

You don't like it when I commit crimes.

I can't win with you!

Hi, Alejandra.

I am so sorry,

but I've got 50 million things to do today.

I've locked Mika inside of her bedroom with some hamburgers.

Would you mind watching my other kids?

I'm not a kid!

I'm a big, strong man

with big, strong feelings!

Right.

He's just tired.

My father wouldn't be so tired

if he was willing to submit to the way of the peace.

Stop trying to make me join your cult!

It's not a cult.

It's a community of like-minded individuals.

Can you try dropping them off with Bose's mom?

Celia? I've been texting her all day,

and she hasn't responded.

Not even with an inappropriate GIF?

No!

Right?

I'd worry more if I didn't have 50 million things to do.

Well, normally I'd say I can help you,

but I have 50 million things to do today too,

and my husband has been laying around all day.

Alejandro, you napping?

Correction,

we're napping.

I got juice boxes.

Dope!

We've seen some stuff in Danger Force,

but nothing as bad as this.

Moms.

That's right, Trent.

Moms are in the news more than ever these days.

Not only do they have 50 million things to do,

but now they're...

Gone.

Including the trophy wife of Swellview's own vice mayor,

second lady, Celia O'Brien Pence Quayle Mondale Willard.

Your mom is missing?

I haven't seen her or gotten an inappropriate GIF